stub8535
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Post by stub8535 on Nov 1, 2017 13:10:15 GMT
Is that because you need the jokes explaining, being an Essex boy? That reminded me of this joke Stub:
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair — given that you are blind — that you should know five things: 1.The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2.The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3.I’m a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4.The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5.The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “No… Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
Ooooo! I can hear the sharp intake of mod breath from here. Hard hat on and ducks down! Wake me on armistice day please. It is so apt when I think of the likes of Trump and Boris😊
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Post by stokeloans on Nov 9, 2017 8:51:18 GMT
We're at the stage where if in a group of 100 people 99 aren't offended but 1 is then it is deemed by the pc brigade as offensive to all and should be outlawed. Minority rule 😉
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ozboy
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Post by ozboy on Nov 9, 2017 9:13:56 GMT
Aint that the truth.
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Post by puddleduck on Nov 11, 2017 10:30:29 GMT
I was watching Blackadder and I'm Alan Patridge on DVD over the last few days - probably some of the finest and funniest ever comedies and I honestly do not think they would be made today given the ultra-sensitive, take offence on someone else's behalf climate we now seem to be in.
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stub8535
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Post by stub8535 on Nov 11, 2017 11:20:01 GMT
I was watching Blackadder and I'm Alan Patridge on DVD over the last few days - probably some of the finest and funniest ever comedies and I honestly do not think they would be made today given the ultra-sensitive, take offence on someone else's behalf climate we now seem to be in. Was Alan an escapee from the Partrage family? How could they have released a program that poked fun at turnips! Awful programming😁
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