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Post by oldnick on Jan 21, 2016 15:36:13 GMT
Trust me on that one.
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Post by wildlife2 on Mar 8, 2016 23:53:05 GMT
Try not to mix brandy with polls
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cooling_dude
Bye Bye's for the PPI
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Post by cooling_dude on Mar 13, 2016 11:45:15 GMT
Try not to mix brandy with polls
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Post by wildlife2 on Jul 1, 2017 11:46:40 GMT
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skippyonspeed
Some people think I'm a little bit crazy, but I know my mind's not hazy
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Post by skippyonspeed on Jul 1, 2017 13:51:23 GMT
Takeaway vindaloo it is then! Some people like vindaloos.........this is the one to have link
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Post by rudry2677 on Nov 23, 2017 11:04:07 GMT
Fed up with boiling water for cooking pasta? Boil a few gallons at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later.
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sqh
Member of DD Central
Before P2P, savers put a guinea in a piggy bank, now they smash the banks to become guinea pigs.
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Post by sqh on Nov 28, 2017 12:50:44 GMT
When making toast, put the bread under the grill rather than use a toaster.
That way you only need to scrape one side if you burn it.
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slush
Member of DD Central
Here to learn. Please be gentle.
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Post by slush on Dec 19, 2017 5:09:48 GMT
Don't eat yellow snow
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Post by Companion Cube on Dec 30, 2017 22:15:14 GMT
Avoid getting a parking ticket by leaving your wipers on when you park.
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Post by saraph on Dec 31, 2017 19:17:52 GMT
Start a new year at your lowest. That way everything you do will be considered a success.
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Post by captainconfident on Jan 3, 2018 0:01:11 GMT
Footballers - Feeling inadequate because you've got no tattoos? Squeeze some ink out of a biro and smear it up your arms. It'll look the same as the blurry sh** your mates have got to live with for the rest of their lives.
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macq
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Post by macq on Jan 3, 2018 0:21:54 GMT
Don't eat yellow snow Or as the Eskimo knows just boil it and the yellow goes
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sqh
Member of DD Central
Before P2P, savers put a guinea in a piggy bank, now they smash the banks to become guinea pigs.
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Post by sqh on Jan 4, 2018 17:31:20 GMT
If your new year's resolution was to lose weight, try exceeding the best before date on a packet of chocolate coated biscuits without being physically restrained.
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Post by p2perrr on Jan 22, 2018 19:58:10 GMT
Don't cook bacon naked.
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Post by saraph on Jan 22, 2018 22:14:23 GMT
Use "2 in 1" shampoo & shower gel. It will save some time, leaving more to achieve your dreams.
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