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Post by rudry2677 on Jul 2, 2015 18:39:39 GMT
Tip of the day for Greece. Maybe if you glued together all those plates you smashed, you could sell them. Just saying.
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Post by rudry2677 on Jul 3, 2015 6:41:19 GMT
A tip for the evening: -
Try a large whisky with H2O croutons. Cool.
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Post by oldnick on Jul 3, 2015 9:33:15 GMT
If I've run out of those will bread do?
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Post by jonno on Jul 3, 2015 9:38:43 GMT
Take anything that AC states about interest buffers with a volume of Sodium Chloride roughly equivalent to your average Siberian salt mine.
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Post by rudry2677 on Jul 4, 2015 8:27:53 GMT
Pretend to be Alexis Tsipras by simply taking off your tie and refusing to pay your mortgage.
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Post by oldnick on Jul 4, 2015 8:40:06 GMT
And buying large quantities of glue.
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Post by Investor on Jul 4, 2015 8:43:39 GMT
Bet he is kicking himself that when Greece took the original loan from the EMF that they didn't tick the PPI option on the loan agreement.
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Post by GSV3MIaC on Jul 7, 2015 19:16:09 GMT
A(nother) way to avoid running out of money in retirement ..
Die.
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Post by oldnick on Jul 17, 2015 11:48:20 GMT
Throw the Grim Reaper off your trail - live in a motor home and keep moving.
or...
If that isn't practical - order stuff on Amazon (others are available) but send it to random addresses - to at least create some uncertainty in his mind about where to call.
or...
wear inappropriately young clothing - same effect.
Now you younguns know why old folk act the way they do - coffin-dodging is a full time job.
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Post by j on Jul 17, 2015 17:22:42 GMT
Men, get your hair cut in the style of the young generation by asking your hairdresser to stop half way through. Incidentally, just seen the son of a friend at the 'hairdresser' today waiting in line to hand over his tenner despite having a perfectly coiffeured (have I spelt that right?!) head of hair on his young shoulders. Next time I see him I might offer to do it for a fiver - it will be the quicket £5 I've ever earnt
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Post by j on Jul 17, 2015 17:24:47 GMT
Nottm Forest will never win the league again
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Post by jonno on Jul 23, 2015 12:16:13 GMT
Disappoint wasps this summer by smearing cold tea over your ears instead of honey.
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Post by ilmoro on Jul 23, 2015 12:18:56 GMT
Disappoint wasps this summer by smearing cold tea over your ears instead of honey. Milk, no sugar?
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Post by jonno on Jul 23, 2015 12:23:38 GMT
Disappoint wasps this summer by smearing cold tea over your ears instead of honey. Milk, no sugar? Cold tea with MILK? I'm beginning to suspect you're a little bit weird.
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Post by ilmoro on Jul 23, 2015 12:30:58 GMT
Cold tea with MILK? I'm beginning to suspect you're a little bit weird. Beginning? Says the man who smears honey on his ears!
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