skippyonspeed
Some people think I'm a little bit crazy, but I know my mind's not hazy
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Post by skippyonspeed on Apr 20, 2016 9:38:14 GMT
Chocoholics........eating white chocolate makes you lose weight 'cos it isn't really chocolate
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Post by earthbound on Apr 20, 2016 9:49:26 GMT
You have more chance of being eaten by a shark while shopping in Tesco's than winning the lottery jackpot twice.
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skippyonspeed
Some people think I'm a little bit crazy, but I know my mind's not hazy
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Post by skippyonspeed on Apr 20, 2016 9:58:00 GMT
Female zebras are white with black stripes, males are black with white stripes
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Post by earthbound on Apr 20, 2016 10:04:24 GMT
Ostriches have handbrakes to help them go round corners
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Post by earthbound on Apr 20, 2016 10:12:44 GMT
When wearing sunglasses.. the Otter is Cooler.
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Post by jevans4949 on Apr 20, 2016 10:55:09 GMT
Playing with it too much will send you blind
(Apologies if that is too crude for this thread) True! Those laser pointers are very dangerous.
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Investor
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Post by Investor on Apr 20, 2016 14:17:00 GMT
Playing with IT too much will send you blind
Not following your point, this is why the HSE put the The Health and Safety (Display Screen Equipment) Regulations 1992 in place to ensure people using monitors etc can receive guidance to offer protection from this risk.
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Post by nanniema on May 2, 2016 19:03:38 GMT
People in glass houses shouldn't undress with the lights on.
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