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Post by geraldine1210 on Jul 2, 2016 21:12:15 GMT
Somewhere in a cramped room, possibly living in PBL 119 is a man hunched cackling over a pile of photographs.
Storefronts, palm trees, cars, bodies of water, numbers and the dreaded street signs.
Any crisp, clear photograph is disdainfully disregarded.
He looks for the smudged, the faded.
He visualises the blood, sweat and tears of prospective purchasers, as they pour over his ever more fiendish captchas.
Is that dot a corner of a street sign, or a speck of dirt on my phone?
Is that a 'body" of water, or the sun shining on a store front?
Fingers hover with indecision
The bold move swiftly and then howl as their efforts are rejected and they have to try again.
Finally success, only to see the loan now stands at zero.
Saving Stream members" dreams are haunted by the photographs from the camera of the fiendish Senor Captcha.
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Post by cooling_dude on Jul 2, 2016 21:14:31 GMT
Somewhere in a cramped room, possibly living in PBL 119 is a man hunched cackling over a pile of photographs. Storefronts, palm trees, cars, bodies of water, numbers and the dreaded street signs. Any crisp, clear photograph is disdainfully disregarded. He looks for the smudged, the faded. He visualises the blood, sweat and tears of prospective purchasers, as they pour over his ever more fiendish captchas. Is that dot a corner of a street sign, or a speck of dirt on my phone? Is that a 'body" of water, or the sun shining on a store front? Fingers hover with indecision The bold move swiftly and then howl as their efforts are rejected and they have to try again. Finally success, only to see the loan now stands at zero. Saving Stream members" dreams are haunted by the photographs from the camera of the fiendish Senor Captcha. Mmmm... I honestly think you need to take a break from SS for a couple of days... 
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Post by geraldine1210 on Jul 2, 2016 21:30:26 GMT
Somewhere in a cramped room, possibly living in PBL 119 is a man hunched cackling over a pile of photographs. Storefronts, palm trees, cars, bodies of water, numbers and the dreaded street signs. Any crisp, clear photograph is disdainfully disregarded. He looks for the smudged, the faded. He visualises the blood, sweat and tears of prospective purchasers, as they pour over his ever more fiendish captchas. Is that dot a corner of a street sign, or a speck of dirt on my phone? Is that a 'body" of water, or the sun shining on a store front? Fingers hover with indecision The bold move swiftly and then howl as their efforts are rejected and they have to try again. Finally success, only to see the loan now stands at zero. Saving Stream members" dreams are haunted by the photographs from the camera of the fiendish Senor Captcha. Mmmm... I honestly think you need to take a break from SS for a couple of days... Either my eyes are tired, or the captchas are worse than ever today.
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Post by skippyonspeed on Jul 2, 2016 22:22:01 GMT
Excellent, I can just feel your frustration.
I don't even try with there stupid games any more. It's part of my DD regime now, if I get a Craptcha, it means I shouldn't invest!!.......and I feel far more relaxed!
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Post by skippyonspeed on Jul 3, 2016 6:38:35 GMT
I hear if your having problems with FFF, No-tender are bringing out a game for the Saga X Station to help get you up to speed.
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Post by skippyonspeed on Jul 3, 2016 6:59:09 GMT
ITV have also announced they are bringing out a new reality TV show called Can't Buy Won't Cry
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Post by geraldine1210 on Jul 3, 2016 7:03:36 GMT
I can live with not being fast enough; it is the sheer blurring of the pictures that gets me. Some are very indistinct.
Also, another problem bad enough to nearly drive one insane is when you have to do street numbers. They just keep coming, however many you ferociously dispatch.
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Post by skippyonspeed on Jul 3, 2016 7:09:18 GMT
I can live with not being fast enough; it is the sheer blurring of the pictures that gets me. Some are very indistinct. Also, another problem bad enough to nearly drive one insane is when you have to do street numbers. They just keep coming, however many you ferociously dispatch. It helps if you look at 'em thru' 2 jam jars.....here's a tip if you want an advantage, leave the jam in, (but that's just between me and you) 
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Post by jonno on Jul 3, 2016 11:03:24 GMT
I can live with not being fast enough; it is the sheer blurring of the pictures that gets me. Some are very indistinct. Also, another problem bad enough to nearly drive one insane is when you have to do street numbers. They just keep coming, however many you ferociously dispatch. It helps if you look at 'em thru' 2 jam jars.....here's a tip if you want an advantage, leave the jam in, (but that's just between me and you) Yeah; whatever you do DON'T SPREAD IT!!! 
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Post by warn on Jul 3, 2016 17:25:33 GMT
It helps if you look at 'em thru' 2 jam jars.....here's a tip if you want an advantage, leave the jam in, (but that's just between me and you) Yeah; whatever you do DON'T SPREAD IT!!! Absolutely. Preserve the secret.
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Post by sl75 on Jul 4, 2016 6:56:24 GMT
I can live with not being fast enough; it is the sheer blurring of the pictures that gets me. Some are very indistinct. There is a "report captcha" button where you can complain about that; you'll miss out on getting that specific captcha validation within the next few seconds, but might possibly have some small influence on improving the quality for next time. Edit: with (at time of writing) about 4 dozen loans with a quantity readily available to buy, isn't it a bit early for the whines about captchas to be restarting though - surely we're still on the whining about slow selling phase of the cycle?
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Post by geraldine1210 on Jul 4, 2016 7:06:45 GMT
I can live with not being fast enough; it is the sheer blurring of the pictures that gets me. Some are very indistinct. There is a "report captcha" button where you can complain about that; you'll miss out on getting that specific captcha validation within the next few seconds, but might possibly have some small influence on improving the quality for next time. Edit: with (at time of writing) about 4 dozen loans with a quantity readily available to buy, isn't it a bit early for the whines about captchas to be restarting though - surely we're still on the whining about slow selling phase of the cycle? Blimey. I don't think you could call my post a whine.
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Post by GSV3MIaC on Jul 4, 2016 7:53:24 GMT
IIRC, there was some suggestion/hint a couple of weeks ago that SS may be going to unleash an alternative solution (or maybe £12m of property loans all at once WAS the solution?).
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Post by geraldine1210 on Jul 4, 2016 8:02:01 GMT
IIRC, there was some suggestion/hint a couple of weeks ago that SS may be going to unleash an alternative solution (or maybe £12m of property loans all at once WAS the solution?). The 12 million dumping was to give Senor Captcha a rest.
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Post by skippyonspeed on Jul 4, 2016 9:24:05 GMT
I surprised the spelling/grammar police haven't had a go at you for your spelling of "Señor"......perhaps they had a w/e off!! Reminds me of Manuel correcting Basil......."No, no, no, Mr Fawlty, not, on those trays. Uno, dos, tres." |
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