toffeeboy
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Post by toffeeboy on Aug 22, 2023 16:52:53 GMT
Edinburgh Fringe funniest joke -I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah
I'm certain they use to be funnier in the past
Have to say I thought the joke that finished second was a lot better The most British thing I’ve ever heard? A lady who said “Well I’m sorry, but I don’t apologise.” – Liz Guterbock The rest of the top ten were: 3. Last year I had a great joke about inflation. But it’s hardly worth it now – Amos Gill 4. When women gossip we get called bitchy; but when men do it’s called a podcast – Sikisa 5. I thought I’d start off with a joke about The Titanic – just to break the ice – Masai Graham 6. How do coeliac Germans greet each other? Gluten tag – Frank Lavender 7. My friend got locked in a coffee place overnight. Now he only ever goes into Starbucks, not the rivals. He’s Costa-phobic – Roger Swift 8. I entered the ‘How not to surrender’ competition and I won hands down – Bennett Arron 9. Nationwide must have looked pretty silly when they opened their first branch – William Stone 10. My grandma describes herself as being in her “twilight years” which I love because they’re great films – Daniel Foxx
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Post by registerme on Nov 22, 2023 13:24:02 GMT
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jonno
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nil satis nisi optimum
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Post by jonno on Dec 20, 2023 12:28:30 GMT
Insomnia is a terrible condition; still, only one more sleep till Christmas.
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