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Post by trentenders on Nov 3, 2018 16:51:21 GMT
Don't coconuts kill a lot of people too? Probably not so many in this country...
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Post by Godanubis on Nov 3, 2018 19:47:45 GMT
Don't coconuts kill a lot of people too? Probably not so many in this country... Do they kill you in a coconut bun if you have a nut allergy ?? 
Not even Diane Abbot could get one stuck in her throat giving the statistics about how many kill people 
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Post by Ace on Nov 3, 2018 21:20:25 GMT
Don't coconuts kill a lot of people too? Probably not so many in this country... Do they kill you in a coconut bun if you have a nut allergy ??
Not even Diane Abbot could get one stuck in her throat giving the statistics about how many kill people I think you'll be ok, coconut fruits are drupes, not nuts! 😉
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Post by jonno on Nov 4, 2018 12:35:15 GMT
Don't coconuts kill a lot of people too? Probably not so many in this country... Killer coconuts???
I think I'll shy away from this debate.
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Post by toffeeboy on Nov 6, 2018 16:47:19 GMT
Don't coconuts kill a lot of people too? Probably not so many in this country... Killer coconuts???
I think I'll shy away from this debate.
Apparently coconuts kill 150 people a year, fifteen times as many people as sharks kill
Be careful next time you are in the fruit and veg shop, especially if there is a ladder around as well
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Post by SteveT on Nov 6, 2018 16:55:39 GMT
Killer coconuts???
I think I'll shy away from this debate.
Apparently coconuts kill 150 people a year, fifteen times as many people as sharks kill
Be careful next time you are in the fruit and veg shop, especially if there is a ladder around as well
Or a shark, for that matter.
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Post by Badly Drawn Stickman on Nov 6, 2018 17:05:58 GMT
Killer coconuts???
I think I'll shy away from this debate.
Apparently coconuts kill 150 people a year, fifteen times as many people as sharks kill
Be careful next time you are in the fruit and veg shop, especially if there is a ladder around as well
Not sure why I am bothering, I'm pretty sure a coconut wouldn't defend my reputation but....... Is it not a bit harsh to suggest coconuts kill people, I doubt they are going out 'tooled up' looking for trouble. Would it not be fairer to say coconut related deaths are 150 a year?
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Post by jonno on Nov 6, 2018 17:16:29 GMT
Killer coconuts???
I think I'll shy away from this debate.
Apparently coconuts kill 150 people a year, fifteen times as many people as sharks kill
Be careful next time you are in the fruit and veg shop, especially if there is a ladder around as well
Apparently there is a strategy to forewarn yourself of potential in-coming; you need to get your palm read 
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Post by travolta on Nov 7, 2018 18:06:47 GMT
No more , or we will all need cancelling
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Post by nyneil on Nov 7, 2018 18:39:09 GMT
No more , or we will all need cancelling I'm too young to be cancelled, so for self preservation, should I consider moving into a bungalow, to avoid the killer stairs?
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Post by nyneil on Nov 7, 2018 18:43:18 GMT
With reference to the original question, i think this summarises how far our society has declined in moral fibre...  |
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Post by Stonk on Nov 8, 2018 1:30:14 GMT
Apparently coconuts kill 150 people a year, fifteen times as many people as sharks kill
I was once up a ladder harvesting coconuts from a palm tree on the shore of a desert island. A helicopter flying overhead got into trouble and clipped the tree, upsetting the precarious ladder and flinging me into the sea. Coconuts rained down like boulders on my battered body, but I clung to life. As the pummelling subsided, a passing shark attacked me. I fought it off and hauled myself onshore with my remaining arm. It was then, with my life ebbing away, that I discovered I am allergic to coconuts. As anaphylactic shock set in, I stumbled around in panic and stood on a loose coconut. I fell backwards and something hard impacted on my head with a sickening crack. The last thing I remember as I drifted into coma was the sweet fragrance of coconut millk.
I awoke in hospital lucky not to have contributed to any of those highly unlikely fatality statistics people laugh about.
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Post by nyneil on Nov 8, 2018 1:45:54 GMT
Apparently coconuts kill 150 people a year, fifteen times as many people as sharks kill
I was once up a ladder harvesting coconuts from a palm tree on the shore of a desert island. A helicopter flying overhead got into trouble and clipped the tree, upsetting the precarious ladder and flinging me into the sea. Coconuts rained down like boulders on my battered body, but I clung to life. As the pummelling subsided, a passing shark attacked me. I fought it off and hauled myself onshore with my remaining arm. It was then, with my life ebbing away, that I discovered I am allergic to coconuts. As anaphylactic shock set in, I stumbled around in panic and stood on a loose coconut. I fell backwards and something hard impacted on my head with a sickening crack. The last thing I remember as I drifted into coma was the sweet fragrance of coconut millk.
I awoke in hospital lucky not to have contributed to any of those highly unlikely fatality statistics people laugh about.
So you woke from your nightmare ordeal only to find you were on the p2p forum 
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Post by cb25 on Nov 8, 2018 9:31:30 GMT
Apparently coconuts kill 150 people a year, fifteen times as many people as sharks kill
I awoke in hospital lucky not to have contributed to any of those highly unlikely fatality statistics people laugh about.
Lucky not to have picked up MRSA in hospital, an "opportunity" missed.
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Post by travolta on Nov 8, 2018 12:42:48 GMT
With reference to the original question, i think this summarises how far our society has declined in moral fibre... The coconut is a good source of fibre, dunno about its moral substance tho'
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