dApps
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Post by dApps on Jan 7, 2019 23:00:58 GMT
I received interest on PBL199 which is one of the 'suspended set'. Did you receive the full amount you expected from PBL199 ? I ask because my interest came up short. Now you mention it, so did I. Only 25 of 31 days due?
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madpierre
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Post by madpierre on Jan 8, 2019 17:04:55 GMT
Nothing since 1st November but my rapidly accruing "Bonus Interest" is going to make me rich  |
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Mr_N
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Post by Mr_N on Jan 8, 2019 20:22:18 GMT
Dear club members,
Since last month we have recovered tea from the supermarket, and legal proceedings on biscuits continue with an update expected as and when we are able. We are continuing to liaise with the printing company with regard to membership cards, and subject to satisfactory due diligence of the same we expect unhappy emoji badges to arrive yesterday. The initial offer of coffee has now been rescinded in circumstances where the prospective purchaser could not raise sufficient funds to finance the milk, as it would constitute a breach of regulations (Article T3A) to provide hot beverages other than tea without mammary fluid. We continue to work toward satisfactory light refreshments and will update members with progress in due course.
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Mr_N
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Post by Mr_N on Jan 10, 2019 18:15:41 GMT
Following on from the Enhanced Refreshments Update, the new Refreshments Team have been working hard over the Christmas period to review the current beverages and light snacks.
Whilst the new Cakes Team are not yet in a position to provide detailed instructions relating to the preparation of cakes, we can confirm that a review of the current position has been undertaken and instructions requested from all relevant parties (e.g. our new independent refreshment practitioners, shopping procurement and legal advisers), the majority of which have now been received and are in the process of being reviewed in the kitchen by the Club kettle.
We will provide a detailed update as soon as we can and in any event on or before the next monthly update at the end of January 2024.
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Post by df on Jan 10, 2019 19:29:18 GMT
I've received £1.75 from from what I have left running because the queues were unrealistic. Can join your club next month as all of these are now suspended  |
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jane
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Post by jane on Jan 10, 2019 19:42:28 GMT
I do not qualify for this club. However, as you have failed to give me membership anyway, i have no choice but to commence legal action against each and every member of the club.
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baldpate
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Post by baldpate on Jan 10, 2019 19:52:01 GMT
Unlike jane , I do qualify for membership - however I don't care to belong to any club which will have me as a member. Kind regards Groucho
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jane
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Post by jane on Jan 10, 2019 20:07:52 GMT
Unlike jane , I do qualify for membership - however I don't care to belong to any club which will have me as a member. Kind regards Groucho
Nice try baldy, but im afraid you are still liable as you had the option of joining the club.
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Mr_N
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Post by Mr_N on Jan 10, 2019 20:14:07 GMT
I've received £1.75 from from what I have left running because the queues were unrealistic. Can join your club next month as all of these are now suspended NO This is a special club for special people, there's nothing for you here.
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Mr_N
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Post by Mr_N on Jan 10, 2019 20:15:53 GMT
I do not qualify for this club. However, as you have failed to give me membership anyway, i have no choice but to commence legal action against each and every member of the club. You may wish to make contact with our suggested legal advisor....
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Post by Badly Drawn Stickman on Jan 10, 2019 20:23:11 GMT
I've received £1.75 from from what I have left running because the queues were unrealistic. Can join your club next month as all of these are now suspended NO This is a special club for special people, there's nothing for you here. Due to rather slack wording on membership qualification, it could be argued that most of the Worlds population are members. True exclusivity resides firmly with those of us still enjoying Lendys monthly tribute.
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sussexlender
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Post by sussexlender on Jan 10, 2019 20:48:37 GMT
You have got a very good point there, VI  It certainly feels as if the membership numbers for a club for lenders actually getting anything from this shambles of a P2P platform will be more exclusive. Good to hear from you again. SXLR |
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Mr_N
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Post by Mr_N on Jan 10, 2019 20:56:44 GMT
NO This is a special club for special people, there's nothing for you here. Due to rather slack wording on membership qualification, it could be argued that most of the Worlds population are members. True exclusivity resides firmly with those of us still enjoying Lendys monthly tribute. Please note I have just changed our contractual terms, which you automatically agree to. We now also own your house, your cat, and 50% of your income until the day you die, at which point will will claim your entire estate and use the funds to sue your kids for not complying with the same.
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Post by Badly Drawn Stickman on Jan 10, 2019 20:58:56 GMT
Due to rather slack wording on membership qualification, it could be argued that most of the Worlds population are members. True exclusivity resides firmly with those of us still enjoying Lendys monthly tribute. Please note I have just changed our contractual terms, which you automatically agree to. We now also own your house, your cat, and 50% of your income until the day you die, at which point will will claim your entire estate and use the funds to sue your kids for not complying with the same. I don't have a cat.
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Mr_N
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Post by Mr_N on Jan 10, 2019 21:01:24 GMT
Please note I have just changed our contractual terms, which you automatically agree to. We now also own your house, your cat, and 50% of your income until the day you die, at which point will will claim your entire estate and use the funds to sue your kids for not complying with the same. I don't have a cat. You're damned right you don't.
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