Access account withdrawal date tracker

Here are the latest estimated withdrawal times by investment amount.  This weeks payouts have reduced significantly, amounting to approx £1 per day per investor, so the expected time to exit has increased somewhat.


Investment size (£)          Time to exit          Exit date



1,000                              27 days              14 May 2020
5,000                              249 days              Dec 2020
10,000                            526 days              Sep 2021
25,000                            3.7 years              Jan 2024
50,000                            7.5 years              Oct 2027
100,000                           15 years              May 2035
250,000                          38 years              Mar 2058
500,000                          76 years              Feb 2096
1,000,000                      152 years              Jan 2172

Nope.  All they have done is pay out to those who they incorrectly locked in to the access accounts - see the FAQ:


"Now that the situation has calmed down we are able to confirm that Access Account withdrawal requests which were made successfully (before the system began preventing attempts to do so) on the 12th March that have not yet been processed will now be paid out as a priority without need for you to make a request."

This makes no difference whatsoever to everyone else who are still locked in to the access accounts as before, waiting for todays £1.25 to be disbursed.

During this Covid-19 epidemic my weekly grocery shop cost has increased by 30%. I estimate that at this rate by this time next year my weekly grocery shop will exceed the UK GDP. Worrying times.

Lets hope the AC loans don't become bogof's, i.e.50% discount.

Also remember that if you have ordered the small bag and you find that the pea you receive is rotten, you can swap it for a good pea from a big bag.

Barely getting a quid a day now in my cash account!