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Post by rudry2677 on Jul 31, 2015 10:35:34 GMT
Hunters. Make lion hunting socially acceptable by galloping across the savannah with a pack of hounds while wearing a red coat.
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Post by rudry2677 on Aug 18, 2015 9:45:49 GMT
By putting a percentage sign after your age you can find out how dead you are.
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Post by wildlife2 on Aug 18, 2015 13:33:47 GMT
Having lilac-coloured hair probably would not help either.
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Post by Vero on Aug 18, 2015 15:37:22 GMT
Hunters. Make lion hunting socially acceptable by galloping across the savannah with a pack of hounds while wearing a red coat.
Or make fishing socially acceptable by skewering live worms onto hooks to lure unsuspecting fish, hook them by the mouth and pull them around by that sharp hook, very painfully, while they try to escape. Once the fight is over reel them in and either slowly suffocate them to death or, what the heck, throw them back in the water, because it was just for a bit of fun after all...
Oh, what's that you say, it is already socially acceptable?
Why is it so very, very ok to torture fish for sport/hobby, yet there is an uproar over lions and foxes?
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Post by yorkshireman on Aug 18, 2015 16:22:47 GMT
Hunters. Make lion hunting socially acceptable by galloping across the savannah with a pack of hounds while wearing a red coat.
Or make fishing socially acceptable by skewering live worms onto hooks to lure unsuspecting fish, hook them by the mouth and pull them around by that sharp hook, very painfully, while they try to escape. Once the fight is over reel them in and either slowly suffocate them to death or, what the heck, throw them back in the water, because it was just for a bit of fun after all...
Oh, what's that you say, it is already socially acceptable?
Why is it so very, very ok to torture fish for sport/hobby, yet there is an uproar over lions and foxes?
But of course no one would attempt to ban fishing as it is a sport that plebs participate in, unlike hunting which was seen as the preserve of toffs by a government headed by a toff.
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Post by yorkshireman on Aug 18, 2015 16:47:20 GMT
Don’t invest with Saving Stream until they get their IT sorted.
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Post by oldnick on Aug 18, 2015 18:17:04 GMT
Well that's just silly! With that attitude you wouldn't use any of them.
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Post by yorkshireman on Aug 18, 2015 18:38:18 GMT
Well that's just silly! With that attitude you wouldn't use any of them. If IT was the sole benchmark I wouldn’t use most of them.
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Post by rudry2677 on Aug 18, 2015 19:02:20 GMT
Back on topic.
Don't grow up; it's a trap.
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Post by uncletone on Aug 18, 2015 21:04:44 GMT
Back on topic. Don't grow up; it's a trap. Happily, it's optional. Only getting older is mandatory.
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Post by rudry2677 on Aug 23, 2015 9:16:48 GMT
Get a tattoo that says "May contain nuts" in case you get captured by cannibals.
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Post by brokenbiscuits on Sept 7, 2015 20:50:59 GMT
Forum tipsters. If you don't have that many tips, try starting a post called tip of the week/month instead of tip of the day.
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Post by rodent on Sept 8, 2015 3:11:52 GMT
Cut your coat to your cloth ?
Nope ! If you havent got enough cloth , get some more.
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Post by rudry2677 on Sept 10, 2015 19:15:49 GMT
Find out if you like burgers by simply getting a friend to hold one under your chins.
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Post by Liz on Sept 21, 2015 23:02:36 GMT
Save money on sex toys, buy a house next to a railway line.
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