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Post by chielamangus on Nov 30, 2016 10:13:51 GMT
I reckon there's an obvious market opportunity for a new Assetz Capital managed account, which I suggest be called the GDAC (for "Great Days of Assetz Capital"): - Membership limited to long-standing MLIA investors facing a wave of early repayments - Pays an initial rate of 12%pa - Randomly every month or two, some proportion of funds held starts accruing default interest at 14% or 15% for the next 12-24 months - GDAC members to receive regular personalised forum contributions from chris - Returns underwritten by cross-hedging amalgamated future risk-adjusted FX capital excesses from the QAA (or some such gibberish) Failing that, it's off to MT and ABL for me too Yep, just signed up with Ablrate and looking for others (ones that can also write English in their reports).
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ramblin rose
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Post by ramblin rose on Nov 30, 2016 15:31:59 GMT
Oh poo - that rather large chunk of my portfolio was doing its bit in keeping my average rate nice and high very handsomely. Oh well, back to the drawing board.
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Post by andrewholgate on Dec 1, 2016 11:06:30 GMT
I reckon there's an obvious market opportunity for a new Assetz Capital managed account, which I suggest be called the GDAC (for "Great Days of Assetz Capital"): - Membership limited to long-standing MLIA investors facing a wave of early repayments - Pays an initial rate of 12%pa - Randomly every month or two, some proportion of funds held starts accruing default interest at 14% or 15% for the next 12-24 months - GDAC members to receive regular personalised forum contributions from chris - Returns underwritten by cross-hedging amalgamated future risk-adjusted FX capital excesses from the QAA (or some such gibberish) Failing that, it's off to MT and ABL for me too Seems too simple to construct. How about we throw in some Laplace transform equations using some random variables such as number of spelling mistakes in the credit report, syntax errors or examples of pedantry on this forum?
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Post by SteveT on Dec 1, 2016 14:03:39 GMT
Oooh, that sounds a bit riskier. Might be looking for 13% for that! 😉
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Post by adrianc on Dec 1, 2016 14:11:37 GMT
Seems too simple to construct. How about we throw in some Laplace transform equations using some random variables such as number of spelling mistakes in the credit report, syntax errors or examples of pedantry on this forum? Surely I'm not the only one who read that as Lapdance?
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Post by trouble on Dec 2, 2016 11:54:06 GMT
The Trench Humour among the longstanding MLIA investors is increasing as the band plays on, i do like a bit of Deathknell
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