daveb
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Apr 27, 2020 20:36:22 GMT
Post by daveb on Apr 27, 2020 20:36:22 GMT
I miss the all-night Vietnamese restaurant. It was an excellent source of Pho late
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Post by jonno on Apr 28, 2020 13:31:07 GMT
I miss the all-night Vietnamese restaurant. It was an excellent source of Pho late
I remember the last time I was in there; I think they were trying to reduce their electricity bill. The boss came out and said that while he wasn't going to turn all of the lights out, he was going to have to Dim Sum. 
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Post by bernythedolt on Apr 28, 2020 14:50:26 GMT
I miss the all-night Vietnamese restaurant. It was an excellent source of Pho late
I remember the last time I was in there; I think they were trying to reduce their electricity bill. The boss came out and said that while he wasn't going to turn all of the lights out, he was going to have to Dim Sum. Jonno, your motto "nil satis nisi optimum" - you need to apply it to your jokes! 
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Post by Badly Drawn Stickman on Apr 28, 2020 14:57:04 GMT
I remember the last time I was in there; I think they were trying to reduce their electricity bill. The boss came out and said that while he wasn't going to turn all of the lights out, he was going to have to Dim Sum. Jonno, your motto "nil satis nisi optimum" - you need to apply it to your jokes! I always assumed it had Everton connotations, and he wanted us to all understand suffering.
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jonno
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Post by jonno on Apr 28, 2020 15:18:14 GMT
Jonno, your motto "nil satis nisi optimum" - you need to apply it to your jokes! I always assumed it had Everton connotations, and he wanted us to all understand suffering. My God, you have no idea; we are on our longest unbeaten run for 40 years.
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Apr 28, 2020 18:22:34 GMT
Post by daveb on Apr 28, 2020 18:22:34 GMT
I wish Russian spies wouldn't hide microphones in my teddy. It's a real bugbear of mine.
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Post by benaj on Apr 29, 2020 10:46:17 GMT
Today's democracy is a joke
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Post by biscuitbri on Apr 30, 2020 20:17:05 GMT
Have tried social distancing and it works ok, but have now started anti-social distancing. It's much more fun - if someone gets too close you tell them to clear off, or words to that effect.
I can't recommend it to every one but being very old I get away with it because people assume that I am a miserable old s*d anyway.
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May 1, 2020 16:21:35 GMT
Post by benaj on May 1, 2020 16:21:35 GMT
Denial is the truth today.
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Post by martin44 on Jun 19, 2020 22:04:02 GMT
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jonno
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Post by jonno on Jun 24, 2020 10:25:26 GMT
Great news for insomniacs; only three more sleeps 'til Christmas.  |
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Post by jonno on Jun 24, 2020 11:45:27 GMT
Computer: "Please create password":
Me: "chicken":
Computer: "Must include a capital":
Me: "chicken kiev"
Sorry.
NURSE.........time for my meds.
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Jun 26, 2020 12:46:24 GMT
Post by benaj on Jun 26, 2020 12:46:24 GMT
Another missing billions, and now FCA has acted.
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Post by jonno on Jun 27, 2020 9:45:22 GMT
Archaeologists believe they've uncovered a cache of pencils that belonged to Shakespeare. A spokesman said "They're so badly chewed on the ends, we can't tell if they're 2B or not 2B" |
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Post by martin44 on Jun 27, 2020 19:12:47 GMT
I bought a new 55" telly today for a £1 ... the volume was stuck at full..... i couldn't turn that down.
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