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Post by SteveT on Feb 15, 2018 18:19:49 GMT
I’m hooked!
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macq
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Post by macq on Feb 15, 2018 18:38:47 GMT
think i can see a crowdfunding proposition coming soon
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Post by SteveT on Feb 15, 2018 18:44:47 GMT
think i can see a crowdfunding proposition coming soon Or at least some "crowdediting" suggestions. How about introducing ribs' friend Ranty, who cannot get his head around the warning "Your capital is at risk" and rails at the injustice of his occasional P2P losses, calling for platform staff to be prosecuted as war criminals (at the very least)?
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Post by macq on Feb 15, 2018 18:49:22 GMT
think i can see a crowdfunding proposition coming soon Or at least some "crowdediting" suggestions. How about introducing ribs' friend Ranty, who cannot get his head around the warning "Your capital is at risk" and rails at the injustice of his occasional P2P losses, calling for platform staff to be prosecuted as war criminals (at the very least)? think Ranty will be along soon to complain about us going off thread P.s Joke - not based on anyone
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Post by ablrate on Feb 16, 2018 14:34:06 GMT
We could tell you that you have 32.218686 or (as some do) take everything after the decimal place... which would you prefer? The AC approach is quite neat. They display loan / cash value figures truncated to whole pence, but show the hidden decimals when you hover your cursor over the number in question. Hmm.. ok, that makes sense.. will sort
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Post by shimself on Feb 17, 2018 15:55:16 GMT
Here is a rather adventurous suggestion (and probably going too far) - but could the system tell you that you have £36.22 when you have £36.22 rather than some other random amount due to rounding "errors". If the underlying system knows you have £36.22 then surely there must be a way of it telling you. However I appreciate that would spoil the computers fun of playing guess the amount with investors. We could tell you that you have 32.218686 or (as some do) take everything after the decimal place... which would you prefer? ROUNDED DOWN we've told you before. In this instance 32.21 Then we won't get computer saying you haven't got enough money
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Post by ablrate on Feb 17, 2018 20:05:20 GMT
We could tell you that you have 32.218686 or (as some do) take everything after the decimal place... which would you prefer? ROUNDED DOWN we've told you before. In this instance 32.21 Then we won't get computer saying you haven't got enough moneyWe do round down on the displays... this is in the account history.
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Post by ribs on Sept 16, 2018 21:50:10 GMT
And so the thrilling saga continues! Our hero has another shot at happiness. But can be provide for a woman as demanding as Sarah? Bravely read on to find out!
Be advised reader, things hot up in this chapter...
Chapter 2:
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Post by macq on Sept 16, 2018 22:21:56 GMT
Your 50 Shades of Grey the Saga version available soon as an ebook should boost your cash balance but you may want to tone down ribs junior and the tweaking
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Post by blender on Sept 16, 2018 22:22:38 GMT
OK, I give in. Please launch AutoAbl, before we get Chapter 3. But you have to assume that ribs does not read the documents and will rely on diversity to reduce his risk. So, no more than 1% of total funds on Ablrate on each new loan. And none if there is any linkage with an existing borrower already lent to. Let's hope that Sarah does not decide to watch the cash being lent out.
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Post by macq on Sept 16, 2018 22:29:24 GMT
OK, I give in. Please launch AutoAbl, before we get Chapter 3. But you have to assume that ribs does not read the documents and will rely on diversity to reduce his risk. So, no more than 1% of total funds on Ablrate on each new loan. And none if there is any linkage with an existing borrower already lent to. Let's hope that Sarah does not decide to watch the cash being lent out. If there is no linkage to an existing borrower he may have time for more then 3 chapters
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Post by blender on Sept 16, 2018 22:38:50 GMT
OK, I give in. Please launch AutoAbl, before we get Chapter 3. But you have to assume that ribs does not read the documents and will rely on diversity to reduce his risk. So, no more than 1% of total funds on Ablrate on each new loan. And none if there is any linkage with an existing borrower already lent to. Let's hope that Sarah does not decide to watch the cash being lent out. If there is no linkage to an existing borrower he may have time for more then 3 chapters Quite so; I think he will have time to create a Moby Dick. And if Sarah is occupied watching the cash being lent out … .
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Post by macq on Sept 16, 2018 22:45:41 GMT
Having reread ribs story i think you may have just upped the ante with Moby Dick for Sarah
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Post by ablrate on Sept 17, 2018 8:47:48 GMT
We are not launching it now... just to hear the end...
In all seriousness, we have it ready for primary loans, but not the secondary market. There is some news about we are doing with that coming very shortly.
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