Godanubis
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Post by Godanubis on Jan 5, 2019 17:28:17 GMT
Does the introduction of greggs vegan sausage roll mean in a few years we won't have to put up with the constant vocal (2% of population) Militant Vegans (Hard to type that without laughing).
Greggs vegan sausage roll Has more Salt and Sugar and about the same calories of the normal (as in most prefer it) Sausage roll.
Their consumption of greggs vegan sausage roll would result in more diabetes and heart disease and thay will die off and give us all a break.
Each to their own. Vegans eat what they like. I will enjoy a meaty feast and a healthy Fart without feeling guilty about killing the planet.
As humans Fart 15 tines a day do Vegans capture it in a bag for environmentally friendly disposal. ??
From my personal experience vegtables in the diet increase flatulance so is it actually the Vegitarians and vegans that are destroying the world 
Just a thought perhaps Dan1 could give us the statistacal breakdown of flatulance in omnivores and Vegan/vegitarians. 
Before the Vegan hit squad try and get me this thread will test if you have a sense of humour.
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Post by cb25 on Jan 5, 2019 17:32:36 GMT
Does the introduction of greggs vegan sausage roll mean in a few years we won't have to put up with the constant vocal (2% of population) Militant Vegans (Hard to type that without laughing).
Greggs vegan sausage roll Has more Salt and Sugar and about the same calories of the normal (as in most prefer it) Sausage roll.
Their consumption of greggs vegan sausage roll would result in more diabetes and heart disease and thay will die off and give us all a break.
Each to their own. Vegans eat what they like. I will enjoy a meaty feast and a healthy Fart without feeling guilty about killing the planet.
As humans Fart 15 tines a day do Vegans capture it in a bag for environmentally friendly disposal. ??
From my personal experience vegtables in the diet increase flatulance so is it actually the Vegitarians and vegans that are destroying the wotrd
Just a thought perhaps Dan1 could give us the statistacal breakdown of flatulance in omnivores and Vegan/vegitarians.
Before the Vegan hit squad try and get me this thread will test if you have a sense of humour.
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Godanubis
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Post by Godanubis on Jan 5, 2019 17:50:29 GMT
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Post by eascogo on Jan 5, 2019 18:20:00 GMT
This slightly smelly discourse reminds of a discussion on skiing I had a long time ago with my boss. I was a young chap recently arrived to England with French as my first language. I was trying to explain the importance of the right kind of "fart" for efficient cross-country skiing. I remember wondering why each iteration caused consternation. My command of English has improved since that time and anyway I gave up skiing.
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Post by macq on Jan 5, 2019 19:54:59 GMT
This slightly smelly discourse reminds of a discussion on skiing I had a long time ago with my boss. I was a young chap recently arrived to England with French as my first language. I was trying to explain the importance of the right kind of "fart" for efficient cross-country skiing. I remember wondering why each iteration caused consternation. My command of English has improved since that time and anyway I gave up skiing. but was safer to give up the skiing rather then the farting
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Post by Greenwood2 on Jan 5, 2019 20:22:59 GMT
Does the introduction of greggs vegan sausage roll mean in a few years we won't have to put up with the constant vocal (2% of population) Militant Vegans (Hard to type that without laughing).
Greggs vegan sausage roll Has more Salt and Sugar and about the same calories of the normal (as in most prefer it) Sausage roll.
Their consumption of greggs vegan sausage roll would result in more diabetes and heart disease and thay will die off and give us all a break.
Each to their own. Vegans eat what they like. I will enjoy a meaty feast and a healthy Fart without feeling guilty about killing the planet.
As humans Fart 15 tines a day do Vegans capture it in a bag for environmentally friendly disposal. ??
From my personal experience vegtables in the diet increase flatulance so is it actually the Vegitarians and vegans that are destroying the wotrd
Just a thought perhaps Dan1 could give us the statistacal breakdown of flatulance in omnivores and Vegan/vegitarians.
Before the Vegan hit squad try and get me this thread will test if you have a sense of humour.
I think the flatulence problem is the (vegetarian) cows we eat that are destroying the planet not us.
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Godanubis
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Post by Godanubis on Jan 5, 2019 23:47:05 GMT
This slightly smelly discourse reminds of a discussion on skiing I had a long time ago with my boss. I was a young chap recently arrived to England with French as my first language. I was trying to explain the importance of the right kind of "fart" for efficient cross-country skiing. I remember wondering why each iteration caused consternation. My command of English has improved since that time and anyway I gave up skiing. Similar experience during the gulf war which happened when I was working in Military Hospital In Saudi Arabia. I was being taught Arabic. You should have seen the look on my face when I thought a young Saudi woman was asking me to look at her ass when she actually wanted scissors
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Post by travolta on Jan 7, 2019 15:49:01 GMT
Vegan farts aside, isn't it the methane produced by domestic animals that's destroying the ozone layer via silage and natural process ? IMO Greggs doesn't use sheep/cow, just bread, 'hot-dog ' ,oh and Miliband bacon.
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Post by cb25 on Jan 7, 2019 16:00:33 GMT
Vegan farts aside, isn't it the methane produced by domestic animals that's destroying the ozone layer via silage and natural process ? IMO Greggs doesn't use sheep/cow, just bread, 'hot-dog ' ,oh and Miliband bacon. Could be humans who've eaten Greggs' Sausage, Bean and Cheese Bake www.greggs.co.uk/bakes/sausage-bean-and-cheese-bake
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Godanubis
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Post by Godanubis on Jan 7, 2019 16:22:44 GMT
Vegan farts aside, isn't it the methane produced by domestic animals that's destroying the ozone layer via silage and natural process ? IMO Greggs doesn't use sheep/cow, just bread, 'hot-dog ' ,oh and Miliband bacon. I am trying my best to cut them down by eating as many as I can one by one Especially the tastier ones.
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Post by jevans4949 on Jan 7, 2019 16:24:26 GMT
Comments seen elsewhere:
"I've no objection to vegan sausage rolls, provided the vegans have been humanely killed."
"I love vegans, but I couldn't eat a whole one"
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Post by Steerpike on Jan 7, 2019 16:27:02 GMT
Comments seen elsewhere:
"I've no objection to vegan sausage rolls, provided the vegans have been humanely killed."
"I love vegans, but I couldn't eat a whole one"
Sadly, William Sitwell lost his job for making a joke about culling vegans.
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Godanubis
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Post by Godanubis on Jan 7, 2019 16:59:58 GMT
Comments seen elsewhere:
"I've no objection to vegan sausage rolls, provided the vegans have been humanely killed."
"I love vegans, but I couldn't eat a whole one"
Sadly, William Sitwell lost his job for making a joke about culling vegans. We can solve the Housing the Homeless and crime problem all at the same time. 1 Homless person eats a prisoner and lives in his cell....Sorted
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Godanubis
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Post by Godanubis on Jan 7, 2019 17:03:07 GMT
When I started this thread I never thought it would have such a wide span. It just shows debating is not dead when we go from vegan sausage roll to cannibalism in a few short posts. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2019 17:07:32 GMT
I was a young chap recently arrived IN England.... ;-)
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