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Post by bracknellboy on Jan 27, 2022 10:45:30 GMT
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keitha
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2024, hopefully the year I get out of P2P
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Post by keitha on Jan 27, 2022 11:03:14 GMT
A truly funny man who made people laugh without being "smutty" to put it politely
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adrianc
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Post by adrianc on Jan 27, 2022 11:13:57 GMT
...without being "smutty"... <raises eyebrows> You don't listen to ISIHAC, then?
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agent69
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Post by agent69 on Jan 27, 2022 11:34:11 GMT
A giant among men, who wrote gags for people like Dave Allen, Stanley Baxter, Jack Benny, Rory Bremner, George Burns, Jasper Carrott, Tommy Cooper, Les Dawson, Dick Emery, Kenny Everett, Sir Bruce Forsyth, Sir David Frost, Bob Hope, Frankie Howerd, Richard Pryor, Spike Milligan, Mike Yarwood, The Two Ronnies,
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Post by bernythedolt on Jan 27, 2022 13:15:14 GMT
This is one of thousands of his and you can visualise him telling it.....
It describes a woman who purchases a parrot for only £5.
“Well, I must confess, it was brought up in a brothel,” says the shopkeeper. “And, to put it politely, it has quite an extensive vocabulary.”
“Never mind,” says the woman. “At that price, I’ll take it.”
So she takes the parrot home, puts its cage in the living room and takes the cover off.
“New place – very nice,” says the parrot.
Then the woman’s two daughters walk in.
“New place, new girls – very nice,” says the parrot.
Then the woman’s husband walks in, and the parrot says, “Oh hello, Keith!”
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keitha
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Post by keitha on Jan 27, 2022 16:13:13 GMT
...without being "smutty"... <raises eyebrows> You don't listen to ISIHAC, then? Smutty /Innuendo /double entendre is one thing, using the F or C word every few seconds is different
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