dawn
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Post by dawn on Mar 7, 2016 15:22:47 GMT
Unusually this loan has been defaulted on a Monday - apparently FC do sometimes default on days other than Thursday if it is necessary to do it urgently (so I was told when I phoned them to check).  |
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chrisf
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Post by chrisf on Mar 7, 2016 21:40:57 GMT
The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload.
And nobody's gonna go to school today,
She's going to make them stay at home.
And daddy doesn't understand it,
He always said she was as good as gold.
And he can see no reason
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown?
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blender
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Post by blender on Mar 7, 2016 22:44:02 GMT
Monday, Monday
Can't trust that day.
Monday, Monday
Sometimes it just turns out that way.
On Monday morning
You gave me no warning
Of what was to be.
On Monday, Monday
How could you leave
And not take me?
Every other day
Every other day
Every other day
Of the week is fine, yeah.
But whenever Monday comes
But whenever Monday comes
You can find me crying
All of the time
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ablender
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Post by ablender on Mar 8, 2016 7:31:43 GMT
Monday, Tuesday, Happy days
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blender
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Post by blender on Mar 8, 2016 10:10:32 GMT
It's just another manic Monday
I wish it were Sunday
'Cause that's my fun day
My I don't have to run day
It's just another manic Monday
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Bill_D
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Post by Bill_D on Mar 9, 2016 17:47:22 GMT
Defaulted on a Monday and my heart stood still
Da doo Ron Ron Ron, da doo Ron Ron
Somebody told us that the loan was ill
Da doo Ron Ron Ron, da doo Ron Ron
Yeah the loan was ill
Yeah my heart stood still
But, if the funds come home
It's gone gone gone it's gone gone gone
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jayjay
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Post by jayjay on Mar 9, 2016 18:21:21 GMT
Solomon Grundy,
Listed on Tuesday,
Filled on Wednesday,
Drawn Down on Thursday,
Processing on Friday,
Late on Saturday,
RBRed on Sunday,
Defaulted on Monday
That was the end,
Of Solomon Grundy.
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markr
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Post by markr on Mar 9, 2016 21:32:25 GMT
Today's Monday, Today's Monday,
Monday is default day
Is everybody happy?
You bet your life we are
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Thank you very much for the A+ rate band
Thank you very much,
thank you very very very much
Thank you very much for the A+ rate band
Thank you very much, thank you very very very much
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dawn
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Post by dawn on Mar 9, 2016 22:11:59 GMT
Thank you all for your musical responses - it hasn't lessened the pain of the default but has cheered me up a lot. It is not my first default and won't be the last (I'm sure) but I'd got used to bracing myself for Thursdays - now it seems any day is fair game. I would have liked to add my own contribution but I am totally unmusical and couldn't possibly compete with the brilliant and wide-ranging contributions so far. Many thanks.
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adrianc
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Post by adrianc on Mar 9, 2016 22:15:44 GMT
Happy default to you
Happy default to you
Happy default, on a Monday
Happy default to you...
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acky
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Post by acky on Mar 10, 2016 8:22:53 GMT
[To be sung to the tune of Jingle Bells]
A B C D E
With which one shall I play?
In the end it matters not
They all go the same way
Technical error
May just save the day
Web site it will crash and hang
And bots will have their way.
Oh bungled loans bungled loans
Bungled all the way!
Oh what fun
It is to ride
With FC’s Autobodge, Hey!
RBR CCJ
Can I find a way
To cash out on my dodgy loans
Before default on Thursday?
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blender
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Post by blender on Mar 10, 2016 10:33:58 GMT
Thank you all for your musical responses - it hasn't lessened the pain of the default but has cheered me up a lot. ... It's not the default which is painful, it's the loss. I'm a loser I'm a loser And I'm not what I appear to be
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