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Jun 15, 2014 16:20:07 GMT
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Post by oldnick on Jun 15, 2014 16:20:07 GMT
I bought Windows for my computer, you would think I could get curtains for it?! Can I respectfully suggest you draw a veil over that joke? :-)
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Post by bracknellboy on Jun 15, 2014 19:06:54 GMT
I bought Windows for my computer, you would think I could get curtains for it?! Can I respectfully suggest you draw a veil over that joke? :-) Why ? I think you're being blind to its merits.
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Jun 15, 2014 20:11:16 GMT
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Post by bracknellboy on Jun 15, 2014 20:11:16 GMT
I bought Windows for my computer, you would think I could get curtains for it?! I wouldn't like to be drawn on that.
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Jun 15, 2014 22:00:04 GMT
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Post by oldnick on Jun 15, 2014 22:00:04 GMT
I'm glad to see you're getting the hang of dad jokes now.
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Jun 16, 2014 8:59:13 GMT
Post by j on Jun 16, 2014 8:59:13 GMT
NO more discussion, I'm bringing the whole thing to a close now.
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Jun 16, 2014 9:14:45 GMT
Post by j on Jun 16, 2014 9:14:45 GMT
After the curtain joke, I thought I'd bring a bit more maturity to the thread What do penguins take when they're sick?...........Pengui-cillin
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Jun 16, 2014 9:23:18 GMT
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Post by oldnick on Jun 16, 2014 9:23:18 GMT
When a pig loses its voice it needs oinkment.
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Jun 16, 2014 10:22:58 GMT
Post by yorkshireman on Jun 16, 2014 10:22:58 GMT
Confucius says: Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
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Post by yorkshireman on Jun 16, 2014 10:25:51 GMT
Answer phone message ........if you want to buy marijuana press the hash key.
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Jun 16, 2014 11:30:12 GMT
Post by bracknellboy on Jun 16, 2014 11:30:12 GMT
NO more discussion, I'm bringing the whole thing to a close now. Good thing too - my eyes glaze over on any more mention of this windows topic.
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Jun 16, 2014 11:30:41 GMT
Post by bracknellboy on Jun 16, 2014 11:30:41 GMT
When a pig loses its voice it needs oinkment. Think that qualifies as a granddad joke.
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Jun 16, 2014 11:42:19 GMT
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Post by oldnick on Jun 16, 2014 11:42:19 GMT
NO more discussion, I'm bringing the whole thing to a close now. Good thing too - my eyes glaze over on any more mention of this windows topic. I was a bit miffed, I didn't get the chance to tell him to pull himself together.
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Jun 16, 2014 12:05:46 GMT
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Post by oldnick on Jun 16, 2014 12:05:46 GMT
When a pig loses its voice it needs oinkment. Think that qualifies as a granddad joke. And what exactly is wrong with that? Here's a genuine g-dad joke from the 1920s: A strong-willed mother attempted to avoid paying the bus fare for her five year old boy by claiming he was under three and therefore entitled to free travel as per the bus company rules. Her other two toddlers were sitting on her ample lap and likewise travelling free of charge. The bus conductor thought for a second, then said: "Madam, may I suggest you put your boy on your lap as well? Then you too will be 'under three'." They don't tell 'em like that any more.
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Jun 16, 2014 20:28:24 GMT
Post by j on Jun 16, 2014 20:28:24 GMT
Think that qualifies as a granddad joke. And what exactly is wrong with that? Here's a genuine g-dad joke from the 1920s: A strong-willed mother attempted to avoid paying the bus fare for her five year old boy by claiming he was under three and therefore entitled to free travel as per the bus company rules. Her other two toddlers were sitting on her ample lap and likewise travelling free of charge. The bus conductor thought for a second, then said: "Madam, may I suggest you put your boy on your lap as well? Then you too will be 'under three'." They don't tell 'em like that any more. oldnick, I know the first part of your tag gives a bit away but, 1920's?! Really?!
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Post by rudry2677 on Jun 16, 2014 21:06:00 GMT
What goes black then white, black then white, black then white etc.
scroll down.... ......... .......... ............ .............. . . . . . . No, not the dots and spaces
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A penguin rolling downhill.
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