agent69
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Post by agent69 on May 8, 2015 16:58:35 GMT
Following on from the phenomenal success of the dad jokes thread, I thought how about a thread for famous adages. Can I start with;
Sex is like a game of bridge. If you don't have a good partner you need a good hand.
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markr
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Post by markr on May 8, 2015 18:16:35 GMT
Anyone who says "Nothing is impossible" hasn't tried skiing through a revolving door.
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Post by GSV3MIaC on May 8, 2015 18:25:40 GMT
"If at first you don't succeed" .. free fall parachuting is probably not the sport for you.
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Adages
May 8, 2015 20:12:27 GMT
Post by oldnick on May 8, 2015 20:12:27 GMT
An old farmer's adage:
Red sky at night -
GERROFF MOY LAAND!
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May 9, 2015 0:09:58 GMT
Post by wildlife2 on May 9, 2015 0:09:58 GMT
Don't count your chickens before they hatch............(and remember to check your nest eggs) 
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May 9, 2015 0:14:38 GMT
Post by wildlife2 on May 9, 2015 0:14:38 GMT
An old farmer's adage: Red sky at night - GERROFF MOY LAAND! Shepherd's warning 
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May 9, 2015 5:12:32 GMT
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Post by oldnick on May 9, 2015 5:12:32 GMT
16th century or earlier:
I will neuer bye the pyg in the poke : Thers many a foule pyg in a feyre cloke.
P2P is older than you think.
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Post by jevans4949 on May 9, 2015 7:45:18 GMT
An old farmer's adage: Red sky at night - GERROFF MOY LAAND! Shepherd's warning The barn is on fire.
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Post by bracknellboy on May 19, 2015 20:13:26 GMT
Neither a borrower nor a lender be .. Ah, sorry, right thread, wrong forum.
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