adrianc
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Post by adrianc on Jan 20, 2017 13:35:36 GMT
Investa? Credita? All is gettin' a bit gangsta an'  , innit I can envisage the emails arriving ...
New loana going live tomorrow. Gotta some spare cash? Come and join us.
"....we have been particularly pleased with how quickly we have grown, and the reputation we have attracted for low-risk secured property lending."
Don't just take- a my word for it. Paul-a says so!
Whensa your Investa Day?   What'sa matter you? Gotta no respect?
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ianj
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Post by ianj on Jan 20, 2017 13:36:42 GMT
You heard it here first.... Investa... with the lending side of the business being "Credita"Investa? Credita? All is gettin' a bit gangsta an' , innit Is nothing sacred? uncletone is probably one or two stages past apoplexy by now! Its bad enough that the peace of this sanctuary has been broken by the utterance of abominable adulterations of our native tongue, but good Sir, to make matters even worse you've omitted an apostrophe. Or should it be two? No doubt someone will offer the inclusion of 'i***t' in the OED by way of mitigation. Said publication also contains 'trump', but that doesn't make the new US president 'pleasant', now does it? 
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Steerpike
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Post by Steerpike on Jan 20, 2017 13:39:39 GMT
Under certain circumstances, a well timed change of name may be a useful strategy, at least in the short term.
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ilmoro
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Post by ilmoro on Jan 20, 2017 13:43:03 GMT
Investa? Credita? All is gettin' a bit gangsta an' , innit I can envisage the emails arriving ...
New loana going live tomorrow. Gotta some spare cash? Come and join us.
"....we have been particularly pleased with how quickly we have grown, and the reputation we have attracted for low-risk secured property lending."
Don't just take- a my word for it. Paul-a says so!
Whensa your Investa Day? They are currently updating all their computers to automatically convert all comms into Marioese 'Itsa me, Investa' Maybe they could hire oldgrumpy to play DK in some adverts!
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Post by uncletone on Jan 20, 2017 13:43:32 GMT
Why can't it just be one letter... I IV as some of the loans probably need one (not IV for those of you of a classical numerical persuasion) Edit. one letter? are you trying to give uncletone apoplexy, he has enough issues with two. One letter, hmph. Quite. Anyway, has "I" not been copyrighted by Apple? Or was that just for the lower case version?
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toffeeboy
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Post by toffeeboy on Jan 20, 2017 14:12:20 GMT
IV as some of the loans probably need one (not IV for those of you of a classical numerical persuasion) Edit. one letter? are you trying to give uncletone apoplexy, he has enough issues with two. One letter, hmph. Quite. Anyway, has "I" not been copyrighted by Apple? Or was that just for the lower case version? Oh god do we need to worry about copyrights now as well as everything else we can't type. The whole forum will be redacted at this rate 
Why not just go for the usual change and call it "Investing Stream", would have said "Lending Stream" but see that has already gone to one of the kind of lenders I detest 1272% APR?
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Post by guff on Jan 20, 2017 14:54:04 GMT
Stream conjures up a mental images of water entering at one end and coming out the other. Saving Dam seems more appropriate to me.
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pom
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Post by pom on Jan 20, 2017 14:59:45 GMT
- Investa -
Invest with wicked rates mate
savingstream ; you can send my commission in the post. I reckon 10k should do it. 10k of PBL20 loan parts maybe 
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Post by reeknralf on Jan 20, 2017 15:45:24 GMT
If they've got to drop the 'Saving', how about "Golden Stream" in honour of the new PUSA?
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elliotn
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Post by elliotn on Jan 20, 2017 15:51:46 GMT
Screen Saver - keep those all important update comms in one handy place.
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Post by wildlife2 on Jan 20, 2017 16:03:40 GMT
Pebble Dash Investments??
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elliotn
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Post by elliotn on Jan 20, 2017 16:12:49 GMT
Stream conjures up a mental images of water entering at one end and coming out the other. Saving Dam seems more appropriate to me. Mmm...stuck behind a wall of sediment, with us savers eternally damned, would surely be an impediment for even Paul's stories to expand 😃.
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ilmoro
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Post by ilmoro on Jan 20, 2017 16:17:54 GMT
If they've got to drop the 'Saving', how about "Golden Stream" in honour of the new PUSA? POTUS
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Post by wildlife2 on Jan 20, 2017 16:21:20 GMT
I wonder if they still have the gargoyles ....
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Liz
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Post by Liz on Jan 20, 2017 17:36:14 GMT
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, innit
