Liz
Member of DD Central
Posts: 2,426
Likes: 1,297
|
Post by Liz on Sept 21, 2015 23:11:56 GMT
Want to know what the country would look like under Corbyn's Labour? Visit Cuba.
|
|
Liz
Member of DD Central
Posts: 2,426
Likes: 1,297
|
Post by Liz on Sept 21, 2015 23:14:52 GMT
On a diet? Want a zero calorie meal?
Try toilet roll and water 3 ways.
|
|
Liz
Member of DD Central
Posts: 2,426
Likes: 1,297
|
Post by Liz on Sept 21, 2015 23:22:07 GMT
Eat spag bol naked to prevent splashing sauce on your clothes.
Next time make sure the window cleaner isn't due, hmmm not seen him since.
|
|
|
Post by rudry2677 on Sept 22, 2015 9:15:56 GMT
Men. If you see a lady crying, let her know how concerned you are by simply asking if it's her haircut that's making her upset.
|
|
Liz
Member of DD Central
Posts: 2,426
Likes: 1,297
|
Post by Liz on Sept 22, 2015 17:41:49 GMT
If you see a lady crying dont ask her if its because she has put weight on/has love handles/ fat thighs/ big bum / saggy bits / flabbby bits/ shaggy bits/ past her best/ unattractive/ not sexy anymore/ has cankles/ bingo wings / a spare tyre / double chins/ crows feet, ad infinitum.
|
|
|
Post by oldnick on Sept 22, 2015 18:24:44 GMT
What if her crows feet are finite?
|
|
jonno
Member of DD Central
nil satis nisi optimum
Posts: 2,745
Likes: 3,138
|
Post by jonno on Sept 22, 2015 21:10:00 GMT
What if her crows feet are finite? Ad infinitum crows? God that would be murder
|
|
Liz
Member of DD Central
Posts: 2,426
Likes: 1,297
|
Post by Liz on Sept 23, 2015 0:17:11 GMT
Save loo roll, go straight from toilet to shower. My shower broke today,
|
|
|
Post by rudry2677 on Oct 17, 2015 11:54:58 GMT
Halloween Trick or Treat tip. Ex-Lax chocolate is half price in some supermarkets.
|
|
Liz
Member of DD Central
Posts: 2,426
Likes: 1,297
|
Post by Liz on Oct 17, 2015 20:56:44 GMT
Halloween Trick or Treat tip. Ex-Lax chocolate is half price in some supermarkets. Pour chicken juices on the candies/chocolate and show the little brats who is boss. The trick is on them. PS please don't try this in real life, it could get you locked up in prison.
|
|
Liz
Member of DD Central
Posts: 2,426
Likes: 1,297
|
Post by Liz on Oct 17, 2015 20:57:43 GMT
Save money on childcare. Don't have children.
|
|
skippyonspeed
Some people think I'm a little bit crazy, but I know my mind's not hazy
Posts: 787
Likes: 424
|
Post by skippyonspeed on Oct 19, 2015 2:41:14 GMT
Add a touch of magic to your cold by placing glitter in your mouth before you sneeze. The only slight critcism I have with this is, I would have said sparkle instead of "magic" Now my genuine tip of the day could save you dosh on your leckky bill..... If you are a raving insomniac who drinks far three much of refreshing hot brown stuff than is good for you like me.....not only should you only boil the amount of water you require, but replenish your kettle with the amount of water used immediately after the boil, ready for the next 'fix'. This will obviously warm the cold water up (I haven't actually done any measurements). A little bit of water at 100K will drop in temp. far more and quicker than a larger quantity of water at say 50K in an ambient atmosphere. A further plus is you get your next cupper a that bit quicker A further gain is, less water vapour in the atmosphere and less condensation, also the spout of kettle holds a teaspoon snugly where vapour produced condenses and returns back to the kettle......now the answer everyone wants to know.......yes I was a thermal analyst for an aerospace company..... being the operative word. It's all win, win!! I obviously live alone in an all electric flat and my monthly direct debit increased this year annoyingly from £25 to £30!!!! This tip is a freebie, the many others I have I require payment n.b. K (Kelvin) is the SI unit for temperature Now back to my music editting
|
|
|
Post by jevans4949 on Oct 19, 2015 9:57:12 GMT
A little bit of water at 100K will drop in temp. far more and quicker than a larger quantity of water at say 50K in an ambient atmosphere .... n.b. K (Kelvin) is the SI unit for temperature On my planet, water boils at 373 Kelvin. And the ambient indoor temperature is around 283-303.
|
|
skippyonspeed
Some people think I'm a little bit crazy, but I know my mind's not hazy
Posts: 787
Likes: 424
|
Post by skippyonspeed on Oct 19, 2015 10:06:42 GMT
A little bit of water at 100K will drop in temp. far more and quicker than a larger quantity of water at say 50K in an ambient atmosphere .... n.b. K (Kelvin) is the SI unit for temperature On my planet, water boils at 373 Kelvin. And the ambient indoor temperature is around 283-303. You are of course perfectly correct, serves me right for trying to be clever!!!!!!, in my defence look what time I posted.....should've gone to bed after all
|
|
|
Post by oldnick on Oct 19, 2015 11:34:28 GMT
On my planet, water boils at 373 Kelvin. And the ambient indoor temperature is around 283-303. You are of course perfectly correct, serves me right for trying to be clever!!!!!!, in my defence look what time I posted.....should've gone to bed after all Ah, you can't fool us - you're actually from an alternate universe where water boils at a different temperature. This is very exciting for the forum as there may be an infinite number of you - and me - out there, reading all the posts. I wonder why we don't get an infinite number of replies though? Guess they're all lurkers☺
|
|