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Post by saraph on Feb 14, 2018 22:41:54 GMT
One tip from Louis C. K.:
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Post by rudry2677 on Feb 24, 2018 19:40:28 GMT
Make extra money by simply gluing the lid on the swear jar.
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Post by mikeymike on Feb 28, 2018 0:45:17 GMT
Keep a clean nose! Watch the plain clothes! Don't need a weather man to know which the wind (stench) blows.
(Thanks Bob Zee)
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Godanubis
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Anubis is known as the god of death and is the oldest and most popular of ancient Egyptian deities.
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Post by Godanubis on Feb 28, 2018 1:23:42 GMT
Erectile Dysfunction Is it a genuine condition or has the wife just let herself go !!!
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sqh
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Before P2P, savers put a guinea in a piggy bank, now they smash the banks to become guinea pigs.
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Post by sqh on Feb 28, 2018 17:27:31 GMT
Save on your electricity bill this week.
Switch off your fridge?freezer and put the food outside.
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Post by eascogo on Feb 28, 2018 17:45:26 GMT
Save on your electricity bill this week. Switch off your fridge?freezer and put the food outside. Talking of peanuts. Switch off the C/H instead. Invest the money saved.
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Godanubis
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Anubis is known as the god of death and is the oldest and most popular of ancient Egyptian deities.
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Post by Godanubis on Feb 28, 2018 19:21:57 GMT
Save on your electricity bill this week. Switch off your fridge?freezer and put the food outside. Talking of peanuts. Switch off the C/H instead. Invest the money saved. How's the investing in Toys "R" us and Maplin going for you ??
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jj
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Jolly Jammy
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Post by jj on Mar 1, 2018 19:30:08 GMT
If you have too much snow laying about not melting put it in the bins & the council will take it away.
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j
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Penguins are very misunderstood!
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Post by j on Mar 2, 2018 18:11:00 GMT
If you have too much snow laying about not melting put it in the bins & the council will take it away. That's if they bother turning up!
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Post by p2perrr on Mar 4, 2018 19:40:08 GMT
Avoid crying when peeling onions by wrapping your head in cling film.
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Post by markr on Mar 9, 2018 13:38:31 GMT
One that tickled me from a recent Viz:
Convince neighbours that they have an apple tree by sprinkling apples around the base of a random tree in their garden.
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Post by guff on Mar 14, 2018 19:49:06 GMT
Isn't it on the 31st April in the UK @new2p2p ?
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