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Post by rudry2677 on Nov 28, 2015 11:21:49 GMT
Laughter causes wrinkles.
It seems that a lot of German women are already aware of this fact!
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jonno
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nil satis nisi optimum
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Post by jonno on Nov 28, 2015 12:28:42 GMT
If salmon always return to their river of birth to spawn how did they spread from one river ? Errrrrr..............Swim.
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Steerpike
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Post by Steerpike on Nov 28, 2015 14:00:02 GMT
Assetz #218 has gone live and is the first ever to drawdown on a Saturday!
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Post by wildlife2 on Nov 28, 2015 16:54:30 GMT
Surely true... What's the exception? Space ?  .......... Vampires  .......... Coronation Street 
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Post by jevans4949 on Nov 28, 2015 17:49:05 GMT
You can zip line between any two countries in the world with the exception of Spain and Portugal where that would be illegal. The zip line between North and South Korea is sponsored by Dignitas. Otherwise, on no account should this information be disclosed to "Syrian" refugeees.
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Post by rudry2677 on Nov 29, 2015 19:13:48 GMT
Chairman Mao could understand cat language.
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Post by rudry2677 on Dec 9, 2015 12:15:18 GMT
The Carpenters' song "Close to you" is actually about the letter V.
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Post by rudry2677 on Jan 3, 2016 12:41:37 GMT
If it wasn't for the Revolution, Americans would now be speaking English.
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Post by rudry2677 on Jan 3, 2016 12:42:33 GMT
Elvis Presley's weight started to balloon after he recorded "In the Gateaux".
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Post by rudry2677 on Jan 5, 2016 20:03:48 GMT
You can jump higher if you drink spring water.
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Post by rudry2677 on Jan 9, 2016 17:56:25 GMT
You can tell if someone is judgmental by just looking at them.
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Post by oldnick on Jan 9, 2016 18:08:35 GMT
You can tell if someone is judgmental by just looking at them. Huh, that's so typical of you.
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SteveT
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Post by SteveT on Jan 9, 2016 18:22:55 GMT
It could be you
(to all reasonable level of rounding)
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Post by oldnick on Jan 9, 2016 19:10:33 GMT
It could be you (to all reasonable level of rounding) You calling me fat? ☺
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Post by rudry2677 on Jan 15, 2016 8:16:06 GMT
W C Fields invented the Portaloo.
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.......... Vampires 
.......... Coronation Street 
