Steerpike
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Post by Steerpike on Jan 19, 2016 13:59:48 GMT
Genuine designer label goods are available at bargain prices in Cheetham Hill
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skippyonspeed
Some people think I'm a little bit crazy, but I know my mind's not hazy
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Post by skippyonspeed on Apr 17, 2016 22:31:14 GMT
Bob Holness played the saxophone solo on Gerry Rafferty's Baker Street
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Post by brianac on Apr 18, 2016 7:02:41 GMT
If it wasn't for the Revolution, Americans would now be speaking English. Er, that is true surely? (as opposed to "American English")
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2016 9:17:46 GMT
If it wasn't for the Revolution, Americans would now be speaking English. It takes torque to start a revolution (just say it under your breath)
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Post by earthbound on Apr 18, 2016 9:53:57 GMT
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skippyonspeed
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Post by skippyonspeed on Apr 18, 2016 10:24:51 GMT
During 1967 Sweden changed from driving on the left hand side to the right hand side of the road. On the day to ease the transition vehicles with odd number registrations switched before noon whilst the even numbers changed after noon.
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skippyonspeed
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Post by skippyonspeed on Apr 18, 2016 11:12:03 GMT
If you are travelling in an aircraft flying faster than the speed of sound, when you speak only those sitting behind you will be able to hear you.
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skippyonspeed
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Post by skippyonspeed on Apr 18, 2016 11:38:29 GMT
Low fat milk is obtained from dietting cows
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skippyonspeed
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Post by skippyonspeed on Apr 18, 2016 12:20:39 GMT
A cure for water on the brain is a tap on the head.
Drinking copious amounts of pure water is good for you.
Anton Du Beke is a love child of Bruce Forsyth
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Post by earthbound on Apr 18, 2016 12:23:32 GMT
Clint Eastwood is the lovechild of Stan Laurel.
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skippyonspeed
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Post by skippyonspeed on Apr 18, 2016 12:33:43 GMT
Balsa is a soft wood
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skippyonspeed
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Post by skippyonspeed on Apr 19, 2016 10:03:10 GMT
Due to the radioactive quality of bananas, eating too many will make you glow in the dark
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toffeeboy
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Post by toffeeboy on Apr 19, 2016 11:00:51 GMT
Playing with it too much will send you blind
(Apologies if that is too crude for this thread)
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Post by earthbound on Apr 19, 2016 11:04:12 GMT
Playing with it too much will send you blind
(Apologies if that is too crude for this thread) Sorry cannot read this.
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Post by oldnick on Apr 19, 2016 11:07:34 GMT
Playing with it too much will send you blind
(Apologies if that is too crude for this thread) If you meant it to be crude then you shouldn't have posted it. It's not that it's too shocking - it's just unnecessary, and we would like you to aim for a higher standard of contributions. Thank you on behalf of the staff.
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