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Post by captainconfident on Apr 28, 2022 11:27:31 GMT
There is an outbreak of a meme in the form of various photoshopped photos of front bench in The Commons, where Rees-Mogg is looking at a Victorian magazine called "Ankles".
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Post by bernythedolt on Apr 28, 2022 11:47:18 GMT
Many years ago I was invited to a 1925 Maderia tasting. The importer was a now defunct sherry importer in Bristol who had their own wharehouse. The buyer had paid a bit too much for the wine so told the wharehouse manager to hide it out the way. The manager hid it and the hiden place was passed down the generations of manager with the instruction to "hide it", through the Blitz until finally the company finally gave up the ghost and they closed the wharehouse.
Warehouse or whorehouse? One holds Bristol's lots, the other lots of Bristols. Easy to be confused. I mean, you Google 'Bristol City' on your phone in the House these days and before you know it three female MPs have reported you to the Standards Committee. 🙃
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Post by mogish on Apr 29, 2022 13:02:19 GMT
Many years ago I was invited to a 1925 Maderia tasting. The importer was a now defunct sherry importer in Bristol who had their own wharehouse. The buyer had paid a bit too much for the wine so told the wharehouse manager to hide it out the way. The manager hid it and the hiden place was passed down the generations of manager with the instruction to "hide it", through the Blitz until finally the company finally gave up the ghost and they closed the wharehouse.
Warehouse or whorehouse? One holds Bristol's lots, the other lots of Bristols. Easy to be confused. I mean, you Google 'Bristol City' on your phone in the House these days and before you know it three female MPs have reported you to the Standards Committee. 🙃 Honestly I was simply searching for gynaecological information.....
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Post by stan88 on Apr 29, 2022 14:44:52 GMT
At the moment Neil Parish Wikipedia page which no doubt will be taken down or something.
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Post by stan88 on Apr 29, 2022 14:47:40 GMT
At the moment Neil Parish Wikipedia page which no doubt will be taken down or something. They have taken it down just as well probably.
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Post by registerme on Apr 29, 2022 15:08:59 GMT
At the moment Neil Parish Wikipedia page which no doubt will be taken down or something. They have taken it down just as well probably. Assuming there's any merit to the claims that takes a special kind of stupid.
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Post by bracknellboy on Apr 29, 2022 15:18:05 GMT
Re. the Rt. Hon (sic) Neil Parish MP. The top of the hour news on BBC R2 contained the immortal line:
"The MP accused of watching pornography in the House of Commons has had the whip removed"
One is tempted to ask: from where exactly ?
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Post by agent69 on Apr 29, 2022 15:36:51 GMT
It's just a great day for news (even ignoring the fact that Somerset look like they will avoid defeat for the first time this season):
- Conservative porn star named
- Bonking Boris (the tennis player not the PM) jailed for hiding £2.5m while being made bankrupt
- Labour deputy leader Angela Rayner was at an event where Sir Keir Starmer was filmed drinking a beer during lockdown last year, the party has said. It had previously denied she was at the event, but now says that statement was a "mistake" made in "good faith" (yeh like I believe that)
- Covid infections falling at record rate
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Post by stan88 on Apr 29, 2022 17:53:37 GMT
It's just a great day for news (even ignoring the fact that Somerset look like they will avoid defeat for the first time this season):
- Conservative porn star named
- Bonking Boris (the tennis player not the PM) jailed for hiding £2.5m while being made bankrupt
- Labour deputy leader Angela Rayner was at an event where Sir Keir Starmer was filmed drinking a beer during lockdown last year, the party has said. It had previously denied she was at the event, but now says that statement was a "mistake" made in "good faith" (yeh like I believe that)
- Covid infections falling at record rate
I think the problem with Starmer who is standing with a beer in hand wearing no mask is.....there's no CAKE! Still joking aside I think it's a bit worrying that the police so far won't look into this.
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Post by keitha on Apr 29, 2022 20:04:39 GMT
Could be interesting,one could ask why If BB hiding assets whist Bankrupt is any different to Katie Price spending £179,000 on a new car whilst bankrupt and banned from driving,m apparently she also has enough funds to be able to offer to buy the rented house she lives in for £3 Million.
And before anyone says it yes I know KP is not famous for hiding her assets.
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Post by registerme on Apr 29, 2022 20:38:39 GMT
And before anyone says it yes I know KP is not famous for hiding her assets. /applause
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Post by agent69 on Apr 29, 2022 21:42:16 GMT
Could be interesting,one could ask why If BB hiding assets whist Bankrupt is any different to Katie Price spending £179,000 on a new car whilst bankrupt and banned from driving,m apparently she also has enough funds to be able to offer to buy the rented house she lives in for £3 Million. And before anyone says it yes I know KP is not famous for hiding her assets. Katie Price pleads not guilty to breaching restraining order in text about ex-husband’s fiancée ................. Price faces a maximum sentence of five years in prison if convicted.
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Post by Badly Drawn Stickman on Apr 29, 2022 21:45:01 GMT
The premier of the BVI 'took out his calculator' and worked out that his 10% cut of the drug trafficking off 78 million would be 7.8 million.
I really must find a better place for my tax evasion....
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Post by bracknellboy on Apr 29, 2022 21:51:48 GMT
Could be interesting,one could ask why If BB hiding assets whist Bankrupt is any different to Katie Price spending £179,000 on a new car whilst bankrupt and banned from driving,m apparently she also has enough funds to be able to offer to buy the rented house she lives in for £3 Million. And before anyone says it yes I know KP is not famous for hiding her assets. Katie Price pleads not guilty to breaching restraining order in text about ex-husband’s fiancée ................. Price faces a maximum sentence of five years in prison if convicted.
What was it she was meant to be restraining, and how did she breach such restraints ?
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Post by agent69 on Apr 29, 2022 21:55:46 GMT
Katie Price pleads not guilty to breaching restraining order in text about ex-husband’s fiancée ................. Price faces a maximum sentence of five years in prison if convicted.
What was it she was meant to be restraining, and how did she breach such restraints ?
The court was told she allegedly branded Ms Penticost a “c***ing w***e” and a “gutter s**g” in breach of a restraining order.
Price faces a maximum sentence of five years in prison if convicted.
The five-year restraining order was imposed on Katie Price in 2019 after she verbally abused Ms Penticost. She is now forbidden from contacting Ms Penticost “directly or indirectly”.
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