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May 13, 2014 4:22:22 GMT
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Post by oldnick on May 13, 2014 4:22:22 GMT
Fifty head of cattle walk into a bar -
tell me if you've herd this one before...
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Post by valerieb on May 13, 2014 8:08:43 GMT
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Good food but no atmosphere.
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Post by debeast on May 13, 2014 14:51:55 GMT
Fish swims into a wall
Dam....
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Post by yorkshireman on May 13, 2014 20:01:53 GMT
I went into the butchers the other day and bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf.
He said....... No the steaks are too high.
With apologies to Tommy Cooper.
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May 13, 2014 20:28:19 GMT
Post by Ton ⓉⓞⓃ on May 13, 2014 20:28:19 GMT
When do we get the dad joles?
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j
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May 13, 2014 21:28:43 GMT
Post by j on May 13, 2014 21:28:43 GMT
I went into the butchers the other day and bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf.
He said....... No the steaks are too high.
With apologies to Tommy Cooper.
Hehe....just like that!
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j
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Post by j on May 13, 2014 21:53:19 GMT
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together
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May 14, 2014 5:56:33 GMT
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Post by oldnick on May 14, 2014 5:56:33 GMT
When do we get the dad joles? Can you do better? Remember - keep it corny.
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j
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Post by j on May 14, 2014 13:29:54 GMT
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved
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Post by Bagman on May 14, 2014 16:34:19 GMT
Two parrots sitting on a perch. One says "Can you smell fish?"
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Two fish in a tank. One says " It's your turn to drive."
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Post by rudry2677 on May 14, 2014 18:20:24 GMT
My wife just 'phoned. She said "The car won't start".
i said "Where's the car?"
She said "In the river"
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Post by yorkshireman on May 14, 2014 18:27:19 GMT
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were feeling cold. They lit a fire in the kayak and it sank.
Proves you can't have your kayak and heat it.
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May 14, 2014 19:23:19 GMT
Post by bracknellboy on May 14, 2014 19:23:19 GMT
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were feeling cold. They lit a fire in the kayak and it sank.
Proves you can't have your kayak and heat it.
That is not a dad joke - that's a great great great grandfather joke.
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May 14, 2014 20:04:50 GMT
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Post by oldnick on May 14, 2014 20:04:50 GMT
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were feeling cold. They lit a fire in the kayak and it sank.
Proves you can't have your kayak and heat it.
That is not a dad joke - that's a great great great grandfather joke. Ooh, a heckler - things are looking up! :-)
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j
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Post by j on May 14, 2014 22:39:33 GMT
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off
My thanks to Mr Tommy Cooper
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