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Post by j on Jun 22, 2014 20:33:44 GMT
Where does seaweed look for a job?…In the ‘Kelp-wanted’ ads
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Post by andrewholgate on Jun 23, 2014 9:56:32 GMT
Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it was taking the p*** out of the underpants.
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Post by markr on Jun 23, 2014 13:10:06 GMT
Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick
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Jun 23, 2014 13:44:04 GMT
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Post by oldnick on Jun 23, 2014 13:44:04 GMT
Now THAT is a dad joke! :-)
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Post by j on Jun 23, 2014 20:40:14 GMT
Policeman stopped me last night, taps on the window of the car and says:
'Would you please blow into the bag, Sir'.
I said: 'What for, Officer?'
He says: 'My chips are too hot
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Post by rudry2677 on Jun 24, 2014 8:09:49 GMT
Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.
She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, ..... Rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door.
Magically it opens.......
"That's so clever," the woman gasps. "How did you do it?"
"Easy," replies the man. "These are my khakis".
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Post by j on Jun 25, 2014 17:43:44 GMT
Who did the haddock pay to calibrate his piano? The piano tuna Ding ding  |
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Post by j on Jun 28, 2014 19:22:38 GMT
Policeman stopped me the other day,he said:'I'm gonna follow you to the local police station', I said:'Why? what did I do wrong, officer?!' He said:'Nothing! I've just forgotten the way'  |
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j
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Post by j on Jun 28, 2014 19:31:31 GMT
 To all the penguin lovers out there They're so flufffffffffffy
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Post by oldnick on Jun 28, 2014 19:34:43 GMT
Can't say I've had the pleasure. :-)
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Post by j on Jun 28, 2014 19:45:20 GMT
Can't say I've had the pleasure. :-) You have no idea what you're missing 
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Post by oldnick on Jun 28, 2014 21:30:45 GMT
The overwhelming reek of fish for one thing! :-)
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Post by j on Jun 28, 2014 22:18:53 GMT
The overwhelming reek of fish for one thing! :-) That's a very attractive thing to some.....for example...penguins!
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Post by GSV3MIaC on Jun 29, 2014 7:36:27 GMT
Why don't some sea lions like to eat penguins?
Coz they hate the silver paper getting stuck in their teeth, and they don' t have fingers to unwrap them.
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Post by oldnick on Jun 29, 2014 17:51:37 GMT
Why don't some sea lions like to eat penguins? Coz they hate the silver paper getting stuck in their teeth, and they don' t have fingers to unwrap them. Allegedly :-)
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