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Post by jonno on Feb 24, 2021 22:25:44 GMT
Sometimes my wife likes to scratch during sex. Last week she won a tenner.  |
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Post by registerme on Mar 15, 2021 19:29:00 GMT
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Post by jonno on Mar 16, 2021 8:38:43 GMT
So, Caesar, you ate a whole salad with that? ....................... No; in fact I ate two Brutus.
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Post by registerme on Mar 19, 2021 13:46:51 GMT
A priest, an imam and a rabbit walked into a blood donation clinic.
The nurse asked the rabbit "what is your blood type"?
"I am probably a type O" replied the rabbit.
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Post by mikeb on Mar 21, 2021 16:52:18 GMT
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Post by registerme on Apr 6, 2021 12:15:38 GMT
Seen on Facebook this morning:-
"That new hire, you know what they did first"?
"No, tell me".
"Fixed that bug he'd been complaining about for ages when he was a customer".
"What did he do then"?
"Handed his notice in".
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Post by registerme on Jun 14, 2021 18:57:32 GMT
Not a joke, but will make you laugh  |
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Post by bracknellboy on Jun 14, 2021 21:31:56 GMT
Not a joke, but will make you laugh unless it was staged ? Sad that these days one never knows what is what.
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Post by ceejay on Jun 15, 2021 15:02:46 GMT
I watched a remarkably similar video quite recently - different owner, different commentators, much the same outcome, although in that case the observers did eventually have the decency to get out and put the driver out of their misery...
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jonno
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Jun 18, 2021 11:40:15 GMT
Post by jonno on Jun 18, 2021 11:40:15 GMT
I've just watched the "Extended, Director's cut" of a porn movie. The plumber renews the tap washer, re-connects the washing machine, checks that everything is working hunky dory, then drives off in his van.
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Post by registerme on Jun 21, 2021 9:01:51 GMT
Portugal completed 702 passes on Tuesday. The only way England could compete with that is if Harry Kane went on Mastermind.
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Post by agent69 on Jul 23, 2021 12:02:08 GMT
What's the shortest page on the internet?
The one on the BBC website that lists GB medal hopes at the Olympics
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jonno
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Post by jonno on Jul 23, 2021 12:12:46 GMT
What's the shortest page on the internet?
The one on the BBC website that lists GB medal hopes at the Olympics
That's odd; I thought it was the list of Italian war heroes.
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Post by daveb on Jul 23, 2021 15:35:06 GMT
What's the shortest page on the internet?
The one on the BBC website that lists GB medal hopes at the Olympics
That's odd; I thought it was the list of Italian war heroes. OK I know this is the jokes page, but that's a bit harsh to the Italians. They were brave enough in WW1, the reason they were rubbish in WW2 is they knew they were on the wrong side.
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Post by agent69 on Jul 23, 2021 15:43:06 GMT
What's the shortest page on the internet?
The one on the BBC website that lists GB medal hopes at the Olympics
That's odd; I thought it was the list of Italian war heroes. I guess this could make a whole new thread.
I went to Aus many years ago on an organised cricket tour. In one of the social events there was a poll asking where you were least likely to see an Australian. Top of the list was (apologies to ozboy ) a meeting of Mensa
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