j
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Penguins are very misunderstood!
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Post by j on Jul 3, 2014 21:16:53 GMT
Oh, you are so demanding, j ! I'm sure the original list only had 3 items on it.Ahhhh....the wife says I pass on all but one, and two, and three and............. 
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Post by yorkshireman on Jul 3, 2014 22:41:06 GMT
Warning.. Liable to offend!
Old Chinese proverb.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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Post by valerieb on Jul 3, 2014 23:17:23 GMT
Oh, you are so demanding, j ! I'm sure the original list only had 3 items on it.Ahhhh....the wife says I pass on all but one, and two, and three and............. As I remember it, the way to make a man happy was 1. Turn up naked 2. Bring beer But I think with increasing maturity, one might want to reconsider; at the very least it'd probably need to be an organic beer from a micro-brewery but perhaps a cheeky young Beaujolais or a full-bodied claret would be more appropriate?
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Post by GSV3MIaC on Jul 4, 2014 15:59:25 GMT
With increasing maturity you might need to reconsider the 'naked' too. 8>.
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j
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Penguins are very misunderstood!
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Jul 5, 2014 21:31:08 GMT
Post by j on Jul 5, 2014 21:31:08 GMT
Went out for a meal with friends last night.
Ordered everything in Spanish.
Really surprised everyone.
It was an Italian restaurant!
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Post by andrewholgate on Jul 7, 2014 12:54:13 GMT
Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman in a pub. Barman says "Is this a joke?"
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Post by batchoy on Jul 7, 2014 13:42:20 GMT
Disclaimer: The views expressed in this joke do not reflect my personal ones.  A boy asks his mother the following question: 'Mum, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies: 'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.' The son thanks his mother and goes off to double-check this with his father: 'Dad why are wedding dresses white?' The father looks at his son in surprise and says: 'Son, all household appliances come in white.' |
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Jul 7, 2014 18:54:40 GMT
Post by valerieb on Jul 7, 2014 18:54:40 GMT
Claimer: The comments expressed below do reflect my personal view.
Poor taste, not funny. Time out on the naughty step, batchoy!
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Jul 7, 2014 19:59:35 GMT
Post by rudry2677 on Jul 7, 2014 19:59:35 GMT
Claimer: The comments expressed below do reflect my personal view. Poor taste, not funny. Time out on the naughty step, batchoy!But there's not enough room on the step to take us all. Perhaps the naughty corner..... Oh dear, no room there either
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Post by oldnick on Jul 7, 2014 20:08:12 GMT
Claimer: The comments expressed below do reflect my personal view. Poor taste, not funny. Time out on the naughty step, batchoy!And if I could just preempt anyone else who thinks "Why do women have small feet? So they can stand near the sink." is funny, it's not, and you should be ashamed of yourselves for thinking it so. There, that told 'em! Any time you need someone to back you up...
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Jul 7, 2014 20:21:01 GMT
Post by rudry2677 on Jul 7, 2014 20:21:01 GMT
Claimer: The comments expressed below do reflect my personal view. Poor taste, not funny. Time out on the naughty step, batchoy!And if I could just preempt anyone else who thinks "Why do women have small feet? So they can stand near the sink." is funny, it's not, and you should be ashamed of yourselves for thinking it so. There, that told 'em! Any time you need someone to back you up... That's all well and good whilst at the sink but don't, just don't, lengthen the chain or they'll be watching the World Cup too. Oh heck, Bang goes any 'likes' from the lovely female members of this forum ........ But you are all gorgeous 
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Post by valerieb on Jul 8, 2014 8:52:07 GMT
I know I shouldn't sink to these levels but here goes. These are dedicated to
oldnick: What did God say after making man? I can do better.
and rudry2677: What is gross stupidity? 144 men in a room.
Right, that's it, enough. I need a holiday, can someone please tidy up Yorkshire?
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Jul 8, 2014 11:45:26 GMT
Post by GSV3MIaC on Jul 8, 2014 11:45:26 GMT
oldnick: What did God say after making man? I can do better.
And did She??
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Jul 8, 2014 12:09:20 GMT
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Post by oldnick on Jul 8, 2014 12:09:20 GMT
I know I shouldn't sink to these levels but here goes. These are dedicated to oldnick: What did God say after making man? I can do better.
and rudry2677: What is gross income stupidity? 144 men in a room.
Right, that's it, enough. I need a holiday, can someone please tidy up Yorkshire?That's the spirit! We're only misbehaving because it gets attention. :-)
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Jul 9, 2014 11:27:33 GMT
Post by jevans4949 on Jul 9, 2014 11:27:33 GMT
Claimer: The comments expressed below do reflect my personal view. Poor taste, not funny. Time out on the naughty step, batchoy!You should punish him! Except he would enjoy that!
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