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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2018 8:26:16 GMT
Don't fry bacon in the shower, spitting oil "burns".
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Post by p2perrr on Jan 25, 2018 20:04:34 GMT
Change your password to 'incorrect' so, whenever you forget it, you're computer will say, "Your password is Incorrect".
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Post by rudry2677 on Jan 28, 2018 9:01:20 GMT
Hide a collection of bones inside your snowman to give your kids a scare when it melts.
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Post by p2perrr on Jan 28, 2018 13:47:42 GMT
On moving day be sure to keep the tea-making equipment to hand, and do not pack the cat and the hamster in the same box.
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Post by wildlife2 on Jan 28, 2018 14:10:52 GMT
Keep your snowman in the freezer to save time next winter. Then just up-date with a face-lift and new buttons!
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Post by gibmike on Jan 28, 2018 19:57:50 GMT
Tie your shoelaces together so you don't lose one. In conjunction with a fitbit it will also increase your daily steps.
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Post by saraph on Jan 29, 2018 7:24:47 GMT
Tie your shoelaces together so you don't lose one. In conjunction with a fitbit it will also increase your daily steps. I'm gonna go get my new fitbit device I ordered in about 2 hours. Stuff like this happens all the time - no one talks about certain thing, yet once it becomes relevant to me in some way, it's suddenly mentioned everywhere.
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Post by rudry2677 on Jan 31, 2018 20:38:05 GMT
Save pounds on mirrors by being an identical twin and getting them to wear the same clothes as you.
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Post by rudry2677 on Jan 31, 2018 20:40:22 GMT
Turn any spare room into a gym by simply only going in there once a year.
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Post by rudry2677 on Feb 7, 2018 17:10:07 GMT
Trick the girl on the checkout into thinking you're Jesus by simply buying 2 Mackerel, 5 Hovis and 5,000 paper plates.
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Post by saraph on Feb 9, 2018 14:29:13 GMT
Put a penny in your piggy bank every day. At the end of the year, you will have saved nearly 4 bucks!
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Post by biscuitbri on Feb 9, 2018 17:26:26 GMT
People in glasshouses shouldn't undress with the light on.
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Post by rudry2677 on Feb 11, 2018 17:31:02 GMT
Doctors: Put nervous patients at ease by simply saying "me too" when your patient says it's their first ever operation.
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Post by jevans4949 on Feb 12, 2018 16:36:26 GMT
Trick the girl on the checkout into thinking you're Jesus by simply buying 2 Mackerel, 5 Hovis and 5,000 paper plates. Don't forget the 12 bin-bags!
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Post by rudry2677 on Feb 12, 2018 17:11:48 GMT
Slimming tablets often taste bitter, try adding a spoonful of jam.
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