mikeb
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Post by mikeb on Mar 14, 2021 17:24:12 GMT
so it does. You expect me to properly read the letter ? Still, as households aren't meant to be mixing until May 17th, seems a bit pointless to follow the tradition of insisting its all done on March 21st. I'm sure a bit of actuarial fiddling with the numbers could be done to adjust for those or have come into or gone out of the world in the interim. What's the chances the website will crash on 21st March as millions try to login? We can ensure that happens, just get Martin Lewis to remind everyone to do it ... he can crash any website
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Post by mikeb on Mar 14, 2021 17:27:10 GMT
mmm, and you lived with your sister and your mother ,who was the same person. Sort that out Census. How's that possible....? Ask Shel Silverstein. He was his own grandfather ...
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Post by IFISAcava on Mar 14, 2021 23:32:34 GMT
Ask Shel Silverstein. He was his own grandfather ... Bill Wyman's son Stephen married Bill Wyman's ex-wife Mandy Smith’s mother. That made Stephen a stepfather to his former stepmother. If Bill and Mandy had remained married, Stephen would have been his father’s father-in-law and his own grandfather.
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Post by registerme on Mar 14, 2021 23:38:03 GMT
Ask Shel Silverstein. He was his own grandfather ... Bill Wyman's son Stephen married Bill Wyman's ex-wife Mandy Smith’s mother. That made Stephen a stepfather to his former stepmother. If Bill and Mandy had remained married, Stephen would have been his father’s father-in-law and his own grandfather. Can you say that drunk? (I can't follow it sober).
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Post by adrianc on Mar 15, 2021 10:41:13 GMT
But, of course, there was absolutely nothing Yewtree about Wyman having a sexual relationship with a 14yo...
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registerme
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Post by registerme on Mar 15, 2021 10:52:57 GMT
Still haven't received my census form. I wonder what I am meant to do if it doesn't arrive?
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Post by cb25 on Mar 15, 2021 10:57:46 GMT
Still haven't received my census form. I wonder what I am meant to do if it doesn't arrive? Leave the country?
or go to:
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Post by bracknellboy on Mar 15, 2021 11:25:59 GMT
Still haven't received my census form. I wonder what I am meant to do if it doesn't arrive? you don't exist. You therefore have no requirement to do anything.
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Post by bracknellboy on Mar 15, 2021 11:27:15 GMT
Might not be catchy, but it's accurate. Same fathers, different mothers = half-sisters. I know, I know. Most people with a half-sisters don't actually call them a "half-sister" though - they call them their sister. (Unless of course they become a brother, which happened to a friend of mine, which would then be "She's my sister! He's my brother! She's my sister!". Or more accurately: "She was my half-sister! He is my half-brother! She was my half-sister! ) . I think my head has just imploded.
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