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Post by rudry2677 on Jun 29, 2015 8:17:38 GMT
The lead singer of the 1980s group "Rocky sharp and the replays" was arrested early yesterday for fighting with a religious leader in Bradford.... Apparently it was all over the lack of food during daylight hours, which has been going on for weeks!! A police spokesman said it was nothing but a Ramadamadingdong! www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKrvpMkgvFY
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Post by rudry2677 on Jul 3, 2015 6:35:02 GMT
What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette.
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j
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Penguins are very misunderstood!
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Post by j on Jul 3, 2015 22:30:44 GMT
One in a minion!
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Post by rudry2677 on Jul 5, 2015 6:20:17 GMT
Why do so many people put salt on slugs without tasting them first?
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Post by rudry2677 on Jul 7, 2015 5:35:33 GMT
I don't eat dates; I'm allergic to diary.
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nil satis nisi optimum
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Post by jonno on Jul 7, 2015 9:01:41 GMT
How do you kill off a circus?
Go straight for the juggler.
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Post by rudry2677 on Jul 7, 2015 10:33:46 GMT
The EU have just announced that with immediate effect all Euro notes will be printed on Greece proof paper.
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Post by rudry2677 on Jul 9, 2015 20:43:38 GMT
Greece is making a Drachma out of a crisis.
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Post by GSV3MIaC on Jul 10, 2015 20:23:42 GMT
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to Santa?
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Post by rudry2677 on Jul 13, 2015 6:02:09 GMT
If Satan ever loses his hair there'll be hell toupee.
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Post by rudry2677 on Jul 13, 2015 6:07:33 GMT
When I was the goal keeper in the school football team I had the nickname 'The Cat'. This was due to the fact that I often fell asleep and was once chased by a dog.
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Post by rudry2677 on Jul 13, 2015 17:02:57 GMT
At my peak, I could have beaten Djokovic.......he would have been 4 years old.
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Post by rudry2677 on Jul 13, 2015 17:03:48 GMT
Uneducated people are often gullible and superstitious but that's not necessarily their fault, it could be because of their star sign.
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Post by rudry2677 on Jul 13, 2015 19:38:12 GMT
There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending.
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Post by sam i am on Jul 13, 2015 21:14:17 GMT
A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre. So the barman gave her one.
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