keitha
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2024, hopefully the year I get out of P2P
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Dec 24, 2019 17:11:40 GMT
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Post by keitha on Dec 24, 2019 17:11:40 GMT
Oliver the brown nosed reindeer, used to run behind dasher but had rubbish air brakes
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macq
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Dec 24, 2019 17:43:01 GMT
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Post by macq on Dec 24, 2019 17:43:01 GMT
Oliver the brown nosed reindeer, used to run behind dasher but had rubbish air brakes Enjoy your next 3 months off before production starts again at the Christmas cracker factory - joke dept 
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jonno
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Dec 25, 2019 9:47:28 GMT
Post by jonno on Dec 25, 2019 9:47:28 GMT
Ok, here's two rubbish Xmas ones: What do you get if you swallow Christmas decorations?........................Tinslitis  What is Father Christmas' official language?.................North Polish  Happy Christmas everybody  |
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Post by roandy55 on Jan 18, 2020 11:17:07 GMT
I met a transvestite from Greater Manchester the other day.
He had a Wigan address.
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Post by Companion Cube on Jan 18, 2020 18:41:16 GMT
Car vandalism in multi story car parks is wrong on so many levels.
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keitha
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2024, hopefully the year I get out of P2P
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Jan 20, 2020 17:41:30 GMT
Post by keitha on Jan 20, 2020 17:41:30 GMT
Harry the royal formerly known as prince
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travolta
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Jan 20, 2020 21:00:18 GMT
Post by travolta on Jan 20, 2020 21:00:18 GMT
I've invested 10% of my worth in P2P
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daveb
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Jan 21, 2020 14:03:16 GMT
Post by daveb on Jan 21, 2020 14:03:16 GMT
I've invested 10% of my worth in P2P that's not funny
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Mike
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Post by Mike on Mar 15, 2020 22:24:45 GMT
What's the difference between covid19 and Romeo & julliet?
Ones a Corona virus the other is a Verona crisis
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benaj
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Post by benaj on Mar 16, 2020 21:04:31 GMT
Well, today it's act happy day. 😃
We have the moral obligation to act happy even if we don't feel it.
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Post by martin44 on Mar 25, 2020 19:47:34 GMT
just asked the wife to slip into a nurses uniform
she asked "Why..You feeling horny"
I said "No.. We need some bread"
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Post by martin44 on Mar 25, 2020 19:51:03 GMT
I'm a single man with 36 toilet rolls, i would love to meet a female with some hand sanitizer ... for good clean fun .. |
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Post by martin44 on Mar 28, 2020 12:29:45 GMT
Friend of mine was rushed into hospital last night with covid, he was put straight on to one of the new dyson ventilators, just spoke to the hospital and he's picking up nicely.
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markyg61
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Post by markyg61 on Mar 31, 2020 11:27:27 GMT
I ordered a Chinese last night for dinner, to be delivered. The Chinese delivery guy came to the door so I walked out to meet him. He started shouting "isolate, isolate" ! I said "It's all good mate, I only ordered 20 minutes ago"
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keitha
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Post by keitha on Apr 2, 2020 13:38:44 GMT
Chuck Norris has caught Corona Virus.
the Corona Virus is expected to eventually recover.
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