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Post by rudry2677 on May 27, 2015 10:38:30 GMT
Avoid getting a dirty finger by only writing "Clean me" on clean white vans.
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jonno
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nil satis nisi optimum
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Post by jonno on May 27, 2015 12:04:58 GMT
Save money on expensive pet carriers.If you need to take your cat to the vets,simply tie its tail to one of its back legs to make an excellent carry handle.
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Post by wildlife2 on May 27, 2015 14:18:42 GMT
Save money on expensive pet carriers.If you need to take your cat to the vets,simply tie its tail to one of its back legs to make an excellent carry handle. Wasn't there a corner for naughty boys somewhere on this forum?
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Post by oldnick on May 27, 2015 15:23:11 GMT
Save money on expensive pet carriers.If you need to take your cat to the vets,simply tie its tail to one of its back legs to make an excellent carry handle. Mogerator hat on - steady there!
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sqh
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Before P2P, savers put a guinea in a piggy bank, now they smash the banks to become guinea pigs.
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Post by sqh on May 27, 2015 16:06:24 GMT
Save money on expensive pet carriers.If you need to take your cat to the vets,simply tie its tail to one of its back legs to make an excellent carry handle. If you also tie the front legs to the back legs and gut it, you get a Bagpuss.
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Post by jevans4949 on May 27, 2015 22:24:13 GMT
OK, here's a genuine one.
Get double loyalty points on all your shopping.
At the Tesco checkout present your Clubcard; you get Tesco points.
Then pay with your M & S credit card; you get M & S points as well!
(Other loyalty cards / credit cards are available)
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Post by rudry2677 on Jun 1, 2015 6:27:35 GMT
Have a little fun while you're sitting around the house by calling in sick to places you don't work at.
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Post by wildlife2 on Jun 1, 2015 16:04:22 GMT
Build an ark.
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Post by wildlife2 on Jun 1, 2015 23:48:30 GMT
Acquire pets at home.
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Post by rudry2677 on Jun 2, 2015 10:30:58 GMT
When you get angry, count to ten. When you get to eight, throw a punch, no-one will be expecting that.
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j
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Penguins are very misunderstood!
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Post by j on Jun 2, 2015 10:41:01 GMT
Have a break, have a penguin!
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Post by rudry2677 on Jun 3, 2015 8:27:37 GMT
Whilst making love to your wife or girlfriend say "You're very good at this, you should do this professionally". She will like that.
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Post by rudry2677 on Jun 11, 2015 16:28:19 GMT
Save money on personalised vehicle number plates simply by not being a vain berk.
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Post by bracknellboy on Jun 11, 2015 16:40:36 GMT
Save money on personalised vehicle number plates simply by not being a vain berk. Or perhaps by being a VAN B3RK ? Or even a VA1N B3RK ?
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Post by rudry2677 on Jun 16, 2015 6:30:33 GMT
Always sleep in the recovery position; just in case.
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